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 Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:01 pm
A: Because y0' momma is so stupid she ain't even y0' momma xD
B: What happens when a garbage landfill overflows? O_o;
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:06 pm
Nothing, we just ignore it.
Where did you go?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:25 pm
A) To the west side of Australia to go and recieve a berry that I am mailing to my friend who lives right next door to me.
Q) Who would want to get a blue orange?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:36 pm
Blue orange.. That'd be kinda cool (If it wasn't rotton but a whole new kind of orange) But they'd probably have to call it a "blue" instead of an "orange".
What time is it?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:41 pm
the time for me to ask a stupid question.
If I were to speak like yoda what would anyone think?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:43 pm
A) They wouldn't even know that it was a language.
Q) If I had brown hair and got highlights, and now I have blonde looking hair...would I get dumber?
(I feel dumber by the second>.<)
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:53 pm
A) Hair doesn't make you dumb. Buying thongs does (my LITTLE sister who is only 13 is guilty of this. >.<)
Q) Why the heck would people want to wear thongs?!
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:44 pm
A) Because they all like walking around feeling like they have a wedgie.
Q) What actualy sep[erates humans from animals?
(not intelligence, or thumbs, or bigger population...we actualy are animals too...but still)
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:54 pm
A. We wear clothes.
Q. Is revenge sweet?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:00 pm
A not as sweet as cotton candy
Q How does one make a mushroom turnover?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:00 pm
A) You go outside, grab a mushroom, and flip it over XD
Q) Have you ever heard of a solar eclipse?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:07 pm
A You can only see a solar eclipse silly
Q How much does a grilled cheese sandwich with the shape of the virgin mary on it sell on ebay for?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:10 pm
A) It might sell for nothing unless you spray it with chrome paint, glue noodles all around it, and let a Kindergartener pour glitter on it. After that then I bet you could sell it for 1 penny!!!! mrgreen
Q) If I let out a wild mongoose into a cage with a rabid weasel army, would my weasels bite its head off or will the mongoose devour my weasels?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:26 pm
A) If it is a childrens chapter book then the army of weasels would be obliterated
Q) Where are all the boys (if not the YMCA)
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:28 pm
A: Playing with their toys perhaps?
Q: If 6 divided by the root of pie is blueberry, what color socks does Elmo wear on Tuesdays?
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