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I grew up in the middle of the woods. We literally dug holes for fun sometimes.

A shovel has a blade on it to dig with. Hale.. You've seen a shovel before, haven't you..?

It's the part attached to the handle. Metal, either flat or rounded at the front. They call it a blade, but it's not knife sharp or anything. It just got thrown pretty hard, and I was like ten. So. The fingers of a ten year old girl, versus a metal implement. Not hard to see how that'd go.

Snnrt.

.. Wait.

You don't have access to the Internet at large, do you? I mean, in your world, obviously you do, but..

Well. That's about five kinds of not good. Huh.

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"Me and Mr.Wolf" is my favorite, I think. But 'The Day Before You Came" has a really nice sound. TvT

Pfft, oh gosh, I've seen that.

Zach: //sitting beneath the box, eating donuts// Hey man, cop stereotypes aside, I defy you to find me someone who won't eat free donuts. //box falls// DAMMIT.

Neither of them are actual murderers in the song (and the video is a figurative representation of the song).
'Mr. Wolf' is an unsavory man who sleeps around with many women, and after losing the woman he loves due to his vices, he indulges even more heavily to drown his woes ( shown in the song 'Kix' ). Figuratively, he begins preying on innocent women and tearing relationships apart (doing so literally in the video).So, seeing a 'mistress of the night' ( not necessarily a prostitute, but definitely someone who has more and worse vices than he and has reason to be wandering about "so deep in the night" ), he falls in love. In this case his being the stronger and more fearsome-looking character in the video also represents a feeling of emotional invincibility; he doesn't believe he truly cares about women anymore after having been left previously.He makes advances ( "how about supper", "just a bite", and so on ), but she warns him away because she is jaded and can no longer trust anyone enough to love them ( "if I open wide..." ). They form a relationship based on their both having terrible vices, despite her continued insistence it is a bad idea ("they say there's more to love than a meal" mocks his use of "just a bite" and other eating metaphors, which are actually propositions for sex).Eventually they become intimate in the bridge of the song, both of them secretly afraid to love another ( "if I taste you, will we know? - if love kills or makes you whole" ). Unfortunately for Mr. Wolf, he finds that he does love her, but she doesn't love him. She leaves him much like he left his original partner, and it 'kills' him ( in the video we see Mr. Wolf drinking heavily; it may be that he literally drinks himself to death ). In the end, she was more dangerous to the wolf than he was to her, inverting the typical fairy tale.

OH DANG.
I knew it reminded me of someone, but I couldn't figure out who. 8U Now that you say that, tho, it seems pretty obvious.