|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:50 am
chessiejo miracle of miracles, you get online! but it's a pay pr0n site and you soon go bankrupt. i wish the squirrels wouldnt eat all the birdseed. Hey, this is supposed to be the corrupt wish game! all i see is a prophecy of the next month stare lol Granted. But now they're eating all the birds. I wish I could go bankrupt on pr0n sites!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:24 am
Granted, but now you're bankrupt in real life too and you have to sleep in a box.
I wish Jeordy was in the same room as me.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:03 pm
Granted. He is a vampire. You are a warewolf. he bites you. you die.
I wish i never had to leave Jade tonight sad
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:37 pm
Granted, but now you two are glued together. Literally.
I wish I had talking shoes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:40 pm
Granted
Unfortunately they talk about rather boring things, such as that rock you just walked by.
Or they shout insults at random people, resulting in plenty of trouble.
I wish I had one of those old underground missile bunkers.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:47 pm
Granted, but you can't find it.
I wish I had a black hole.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Not another Mule Account.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:25 pm
B4K4_Frenchie I sit next to His grave. Granted. Then some asain eats it right infront of you. I wish I had the Black Materia so that I could injure the Planet so much that it would be forced to use all of it's Mako energy to heal itself, makeing the Life Stream. I would then jump into the Life Stream, becomeing God. Granted, but of course, the at the second coming of Jesus Christ, the true and undying God of the universe, you are stripped of all your Dark powers as well as presumed godly ones, which are infinitely inferior to His, and cast into the vilest, depest recesses of Hell to dwell in suffering for all of eternity twisted . Don't joke around about being God, and just so you fyi, your logic was faulty in that your use of Black Materia to that extent would only be possible if the source was wholly fused within you, on a permanent level. Any attempt to use it all up only strengthen it, and by trying to gain White Materia from it would not only kill you, but would in fact, cause you to be chained infinitely in Hell, as they onyl way to amount that much would be to sell your soul 666 times to this guy---> evil . I wish people wouldn't worship gods made up by video game writers or practice religions invented by movie writers. Granted. Oh wait...they never did. surprised I wish people like this d**k would know when other people were ******** around.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Emradrig rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:03 am
I sit next to His grave. B4K4_Frenchie I sit next to His grave. Granted. Then some asain eats it right infront of you. I wish I had the Black Materia so that I could injure the Planet so much that it would be forced to use all of it's Mako energy to heal itself, makeing the Life Stream. I would then jump into the Life Stream, becomeing God. Granted, but of course, the at the second coming of Jesus Christ, the true and undying God of the universe, you are stripped of all your Dark powers as well as presumed godly ones, which are infinitely inferior to His, and cast into the vilest, depest recesses of Hell to dwell in suffering for all of eternity twisted . Don't joke around about being God, and just so you fyi, your logic was faulty in that your use of Black Materia to that extent would only be possible if the source was wholly fused within you, on a permanent level. Any attempt to use it all up only strengthen it, and by trying to gain White Materia from it would not only kill you, but would in fact, cause you to be chained infinitely in Hell, as they onyl way to amount that much would be to sell your soul 666 times to this guy---> evil . I wish people wouldn't worship gods made up by video game writers or practice religions invented by movie writers. Granted. Oh wait...they never did. surprised I wish people like this d**k would know when other people were ******** around.
I wish I had a longer attention span.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:24 am
Emradrig I sit next to His grave. B4K4_Frenchie I sit next to His grave. Granted. Then some asain eats it right infront of you. I wish I had the Black Materia so that I could injure the Planet so much that it would be forced to use all of it's Mako energy to heal itself, makeing the Life Stream. I would then jump into the Life Stream, becomeing God. Granted, but of course, the at the second coming of Jesus Christ, the true and undying God of the universe, you are stripped of all your Dark powers as well as presumed godly ones, which are infinitely inferior to His, and cast into the vilest, depest recesses of Hell to dwell in suffering for all of eternity twisted . Don't joke around about being God, and just so you fyi, your logic was faulty in that your use of Black Materia to that extent would only be possible if the source was wholly fused within you, on a permanent level. Any attempt to use it all up only strengthen it, and by trying to gain White Materia from it would not only kill you, but would in fact, cause you to be chained infinitely in Hell, as they onyl way to amount that much would be to sell your soul 666 times to this guy---> evil . I wish people wouldn't worship gods made up by video game writers or practice religions invented by movie writers. Granted. Oh wait...they never did. surprised I wish people like this d**k would know when other people were ******** around.
I wish I had a longer attention span.Granted. Your attention span is now much longer. That length, however, was deducted from some other part of you... gonk I pity you. I wish that Asuka wasn't such a b***h scream
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:33 am
Granted, except now she's overly nice and now the most brown-nosed person in the universe.
I wish I had Sephiroth as my lover.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:57 am
Granted. His sword gets in the way as you kiss, slicing you in half.
I wish i had a pet ferret crying
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:20 am
Granted, but the ferret doesn't like you at all, and runs away and/or attacks you whenever you try to get near it.
I wish I could see my friends again sometime before June. gonk
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:24 am
Exponential Smoothing Granted, but the ferret doesn't like you at all, and runs away and/or attacks you whenever you try to get near it. I wish I could see my friends again sometime before June. gonk Granted. But then, as you all meet, you all spontainously combust and die the next instant. I wish I could meet ViVi from FF9 so that I can beat him half to death for being so stupid and angsty.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:40 am
Granted. He is revived once yuo have killed him by his friends, then they team up on you and leave you lifeless and for sale...necrophillia wink
i wish i wasn't so cold
EDIT: Damnit, you said half to death, i should have paid more attention stare
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:52 am
darkfire_of_destruction Granted. He is revived once yuo have killed him by his friends, then they team up on you and leave you lifeless and for sale...necrophillia wink i wish i wasn't so cold EDIT: Damnit, you said half to death, i should have paid more attention stare I can't grant that wish. You're a DARKFIRE of destruction! Grant it yourself! scream (nothing personal, i'm just ******** around smile ) I wish I was a darkfire of destruction. Instead of just on fire surprised
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
