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 Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:32 pm
it suffocates me when i put it on
i drop a shiny object
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:24 pm
I pick up the shiny object. It was so shiny, I was blinded, and ran into a wood chipper. I drop a Roman Candle
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:29 am
I light the roman candle and it blows up in my hand.
I drop my left leg.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm
Your left leg comes to life and kicks me to death.
I drop a chicken on a motorcycle.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:46 am
I don't want to know where you got that...
The chicken on the motorcycle runs me over, killing me.
I drop my pokcet.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:22 am
I pick up the pocket and with my natural curiosity I look to see what's inside and a venimuos snake pops out and I die.
I drop a golf pencil.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:26 am
Wtf is a golf pencil?
I pick up the golf pencil and a monster comes out. It gives me a heart attack. And I die.
I drop my new iPod touch.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:10 am
i steal it and you find me, so outraged you slit my throat.
i drop a golden snitch
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:48 pm
I chase the Golden Snitch, trying to catch it, but forget that I don't have a magical broom and run off a cliff. I fall to my death like Wile E. Coyote. I drop a Clydesdale.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:48 pm
I walk up to the Clydesdale, and it kicks me in the abdomen. I mean, crap man! It doesn't even show my intestines, let alone bone! It's just a huge chunk of meat falling out, not humanly possible.
I drop my ticket to the Warped Tour.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:47 pm
i slit my wrists with it and bleed to death
i drop byakuya legend
((Byakuya_legend: neko_erin_san! Don't go emo on me!))
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:58 pm
Hey!! You didn't drop anything... I get struck by a bolt of lighting.
I drop a light saber.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:42 am
I find the light saber and put it on my dresser, forgetting that my brother is now tall enough to get to everything up there. He grabs it, plays jedi, and inadvertently slices me in two.
I drop my new glasses.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:00 am
I pick up and wear the glasses, and it allows me to see things human eyes shouldn't bear witness to... use your imagination. I go crazy, get sent to an asylum, where I die because the freakin orderlies didn't feed me. I dropped my Entrenching Tool before I was sent to the asylum.
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