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 Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:01 pm
Dinah Lance Virgil Hawkins Wally_West Gah. Start a savings account for Chicago 07, dammit. Yes'm. emo If you mount them on pins, and put them in a shadowbox I'm sure you could convince someone they're worth a lot of money. Sad, but true.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:02 pm
Where do pirates buy donuts?
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Wenchell's!
I'm sorry.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:03 pm
A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch.
"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the soldier. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A grapefruit squirted in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?"
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the new hook."
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:05 pm
So . . . you pirates wanna cheap DVD of that new pirate movie? Just . . . y'know. Don't tell no one where you got it . . .
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:08 pm
Whats a pirates best feature?
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Their Booty! pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:09 pm
Clark~Kent Whats a pirates best feature?... ... ... Their Booty! pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:10 pm
Why did the Pirate wear a parka?
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He was in the Arrrrrrr-ctic.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:12 pm
Warrior Guy Gardner Clark~Kent Whats a pirates best feature?... ... ... Their Booty! pirate ...Says the guy with the bare a** in his sig pic xp
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:13 pm
It would be hilarious if we all showed up at the Towns meet tomorrow night like this, and went out and terrorized the noobs. We could shake all the trees and steal their booty, YAAAARGH! pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:14 pm
Virgil Hawkins Warrior Guy Gardner Clark~Kent Whats a pirates best feature?... ... ... Their Booty! pirate ...Says the guy with the bare a** in his sig pic xp Yeah, yeah. At least it's not a bad pun.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:22 pm
...I hope that means yes.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:27 pm
Sephie of Meridian ...I hope that means yes. YARRRGH! blaugh heart (I was going to make some kind of pirate booty joke, but Im drawing a blank) gonk
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