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 Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:34 pm
Ted_Kord So a pirate walks in to the doctors office with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The doctor asked the pirate "What happened?" The pirate replied "I dunno doc, but it's drivin' me nuts." *Ba-dum psh* pirate A pirate comes back to his ship with both of his ears pierced. Another pirate without any ear rings says "Where did you get those ear rings?" The first pirate replies: "Me matie I was at the mall and they had a special, they were a "Buck an Ear", Arrrrgggghhhhh! pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:36 pm
Kyle_Rayner ninja no, I mean pirate xp
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:37 pm
Kyle_Rayner Ted_Kord So a pirate walks in to the doctors office with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The doctor asked the pirate "What happened?" The pirate replied "I dunno doc, but it's drivin' me nuts." *Ba-dum psh* pirate A pirate comes back to his ship with both of his ears pierced. Another pirate without any ear rings says "Where did you get those ear rings?" The first pirate replies: "Me matie I was at the mall and they had a special, they were a "Buck an Ear", Arrrrgggghhhhh! pirate Did you her that kids under 17 aren't going to be allowed to see Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest in theaters? It's rated Arrrr. pirate
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:37 pm
Virgil Hawkins gonk I already gave into making Bette Kane, and I'm currently resisting the temptation to make a Barnell Bohusk mule. Why must you tempt me so!? crying heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:39 pm
Ted_Kord Kyle_Rayner Ted_Kord So a pirate walks in to the doctors office with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The doctor asked the pirate "What happened?" The pirate replied "I dunno doc, but it's drivin' me nuts." *Ba-dum psh* pirate A pirate comes back to his ship with both of his ears pierced. Another pirate without any ear rings says "Where did you get those ear rings?" The first pirate replies: "Me matie I was at the mall and they had a special, they were a "Buck an Ear", Arrrrgggghhhhh! pirate Did you her that kids under 17 aren't going to be allowed to see Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest in theaters? It's rated Arrrr. Ok, you win. gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:40 pm
What did the pirate say to his MSN buddy before going off to keelhaul a landlubber? Be Arrrr Be.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:42 pm
Dinah Lance Virgil Hawkins gonk I already gave into making Bette Kane, and I'm currently resisting the temptation to make a Barnell Bohusk mule. Why must you tempt me so!? crying heart Curse you, precedent! crying heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:43 pm
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:43 pm
Virgil Hawkins Curse you, precedent! crying heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:44 pm
Yanno, every time I open it, I expect a moth to comically flutter out.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:47 pm
Ted_Kord A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat." pirate Oh, now that ones funny! rofl
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:48 pm
There was an owl in mine once. He was after my loose change, the feathery gobshite... stare
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:48 pm
Virgil Hawkins Yanno, every time I open it, I expect a moth to comically flutter out.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:50 pm
What did Captain Hook die from?
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:51 pm
Kyle_Rayner Oh, now that ones funny! rofl I do have more... ninja pirate
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