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Erik falls on the ground sobbing:"Soap in my eye! gonk "

Erik: Help me make the music of theAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOO!

Christine: *wakes up* WHAT THE HELL?

Erik: *goes into a fit of sneezing for, like, half an hour*

Christine: eek What the hell was that?

Erik: *stops sneezing* *sniff* Sorry, I have major allergies.

Christine: No, I mean HOW CAN YOU SNEEZE WHEN YOU HAVE NO NOSE?

Erik: HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING!

Christine: Oh, s**t.

Erik: HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING THROUGH MY BEDROOM DOOR AGAIN?

Christine: NO! I put a webcam in your shower!

Erik: *vein twitch* Who else knows about that damn webcam?

Christine: Oh, Me, Meg, Madam Giry, Carlotta, Raoul, Buquet...

Erik: ... eek Oh, s**t.

Christine: Andre, Firmin, Piangi...Did I already say Carlotta?

Erik: You know what? SCREW THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT! AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Christine: FINE! You don't have to be such a WHINY b***h ABOUT IT.

Erik: *throws webcam at her* AND TAKE THIS WITH YOU! *webcam lands stright in her cleavage*


Back in the Opera House...

Meg, Madam Giry, Carlotta, Raoul, Buquet, Andre, Firmin, Piangi, The Persian, and Darius: *all looking at webcam* ...That's Hot.

Nice to know you have one.

A conversation between Youko-chan and Phantom of Music:

Eiddamroxorz: Yo! It's me, Phantom of Music!
Eiddamroxorz: ^^
MakaiBattousai23: XD Omigod. You IM me JUST as I'm getting ready to go beserkly hyper over my Moulin Rouge sountrack.
Eiddamroxorz: o.o
Eiddamroxorz: XDDDDDD
MakaiBattousai23: *JUST started playing Meet Me in the Red Room* XDDDD HI!
MakaiBattousai23: Erik: D:< I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY RING!
MakaiBattousai23: XD
MakaiBattousai23: *dancing*
Eiddamroxorz: I'll never look at Moulin Rouge the same again!
MakaiBattousai23: *while... sitting*
MakaiBattousai23: o_o XDDDDDD
Eiddamroxorz: >>;
Eiddamroxorz: Youko-chan ish special!
Eiddamroxorz wants to directly connect.
MakaiBattousai23 is now directly connected.
MakaiBattousai23: XD;
Eiddamroxorz: Da' Phantom...
>>; In her Christine Bathrobe thinger...
MakaiBattousai23: If you want to plug in for a high-voltage connection, show me cold hard cash, and I will turn on my affection! :OOOOO
*sends picture of PoM*
Eiddamroxorz: I think that should count as affection. ^^ A shot of my face.
MakaiBattousai23: XDDDDD
Eiddamroxorz: >>;
MakaiBattousai23: *plugs in a chandelier*
Chandelier: *explodes*
X3 How's THAT for high-voltage connections? biggrin DDD
Eiddamroxorz: And didja' see the thinger I posted yesterday in things *goes flying into 1870 from the sheer bombast-ness of it* a PotO charrie would never say?
MakaiBattousai23: XD No... *goes to do so* :O
Eiddamroxorz: *Blinks. Is now sitting on Erik's organ?* s**t...I'm screwed...*this is where PoM starts making things up*

Erik: The hell is that?!

Me: o.o Uh-oh! Run away! *trips on her bathrobe, falling into the nasty-a** sewage water* GURGLE!

Erik: Oo; Um...yeah. Who the hell are you?

Me: *curled hair again*

Erik: O.O CHRISTINE! YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME!

Me: oo; Oh s**t...

Erik: *pounce!*

Me: WAGH! *falls back into water*

Erik: Oops...

Me: GURGLE!

Erik: *gets up and drags poor PoM-y over to drier land* You okay?

Me: DDDD: NO! You tried to drown me!

Erik: Nuh-uh!

Me: Yeah-huh!

*this continues for aproximately five minutes*

Me: Grrr! I'll finish this! I'M NOT CHRISTINE!!!!

Erik: O___O WHAT?! YOU'VE LED ME ON THIS ENTIRE TIME?!

Me: YOU KIDNAPPED ME! D: Curtosy of Youko, though...

Erik: *speechless*

Me: I win.

Erik: *growl*

Me: Uh-oh...

Erik: *goes off in a corner and cries* crying I miss my Christine!!!

Me: Aw...*pats* You'll find a new one, scout's honor!

Erik: Sing?

Me: o__o Um...sore throat...?

Erik: *sniffles and pouts*

Me: *whimper* Okay! *sings*

Erik: o.o *cling!* My preddie lil' Angel of Music...

Me: O.O Uh-oh...YOUKOOOOO!!!!! DDDDD:

*nods* Yup...Xx; Just wait'll he sees me in Erik mode! *cue incrediably 80's music*

I'm sorry if this sucks, this is all I could come up with today.

Okay. So the scenario is, Alexandra and Erik went to get something to eat (as said after she Punjabbed Raoul, Fabio, and Pierre). They're in a fancy sort of seafood restaraunt, with the lobsters in a tank, and candles on the table, a glass roof, and a really big chandelier hanging from the celing. Erik is eating prawns, and Alexandra is having very hot Shrimp Scampi (which, for those of us who don't like shrimp, is shrimp in a lovely garlic sauce). Erik has ordered a bottle of vodka (the restaraunt staff has suffered brain damage and let him have it), and Alexandra (since back then you could have wine at the age of like, TEN, and she's at least thirteen) is pouring herself a glass from a bottle of Merlot. This is, believe it or not, important to the plot. H'okkai. Here we go:

~Chapter 2: Alexandra's Night on the Town~

Alexandra: *sips wine* The wait staff here are complete morons. I must have ordered that Scampi an HOUR ago, and I have yet to get so much as a basket of cheddar biscuits! *sees waiter walk by* WAITER! HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL MY FOOD'S HERE?
Waiter: *running around like a chicken without a head* WAAAHHH!!!! I BROKE A NAIL IN THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE!!!
Erik: *looks closely at the waiter* Wait a second... (no pun intended) isn't that...?
Waiter: *running into the kitchen* DADDY!!! HELP ME!!! MY SHIRT COLLAR TORE!!!
Alexandra: *stands up* FABIO!!!!
Fabio: *turns around* Yes?
Alexandra: How the HELL did you survive?
Pierre: *comes out of kitchen carrying Alexandra's bowl full of Scampi* Oh, didn't we tell you? Ridiculous fluffy white collars are in style this century! *preens*
Alexandra: *vein twitch* Look, I'm willing to overlook that if you just GIVE ME MY SCAMPI AND SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP.

Erik: Dude, this is SO how I would teach a class!

Alexandra: WHAT?
Erik: Never mind. Just a reference to another parody.
Raoul: *comes out of the kitchen, doing the fop thing* ALEXANDRA! That is NO WAY to speak to your brother!
Alexandra: *with this half-serious, half-maniacal face* My brother is dead. This *points to Fabio* is Fop 143.

Christine: *walks through the door of the restaraunt* *looks at scenario* Well, Erik, for someone who hates Fops, you sure keep interesting company.

Alexandra: See what I mean?

Erik: *looks at Christine*, CHRISTINE!! YOU'VE COME BACK!
Fop-Face I: CHRISTINE! YOU'VE COME BACK!!
Alexandra: *looks at Christine* neutral Ohhh...is THIS the girl you two won't shut up about?
Christine: *finally notices Alexandra* *looks at Erik* Who the hell is that?
Alexandra: I ahm hees DOTTAIR.
Christine: neutral Raoul, who the hell is that?
Alexandra: I am LAIK hees dottair.

Christine: Okay...*looks at Erik* So, who's the mother? MEG?

Raoul: I AM!! mrgreen 4laugh blaugh heart *emoticon abuse*
Christine: eek Okay...*looks at Fabio and Pierre* And the OTHER two Fopaneros...?
Erik: Get it from his side of the family.
Christine: Umm...how is this physically possible...?
Erik and Alexandra: Love, I ask myself that every day.
Christine: *looks at Fopaneros*
Fopaneros: heart blaugh mrgreen 4laugh *emoticon abuse*
Christine: Okay, somehow three of you instantly turns me off. I 'm not a big family girl.

Alexandra: It takes three of them?

Erik:...So you're coming back to me?
Christine: If it's the only way to avoid the Three Fopaneros.
Three Fopaneros: We're three Fopaneros, three gay Fopaneros, They say we are birds of a feather....*ridiculous tweeting and imitation of birds*
Christine: eek ...Yes, Erik, I'm coming back to you.
Raoul: *Finally realizes what happened* *record screech* *jumps on Christine's dress* NOOOO!!!!! COMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKKKKK!!!!! crying cry sad gonk *emoticon abuse*
Christine: GET THE HELL OFF ME! *throws him off*
Fabio: OMGNOOOOOOOO!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO DADDYYYYYYYY?????!!!!! gonk scream crying *you get it*
Alexandra: *can't take it anymore* *record player explodes again* I....I...I...IYEEEEE--
Erik: You WHAT?
Alexandra: *picks up Scampi bowl*

Christine: Oh, s**t.

Alexandra: I SHRIMP YOU, FABIO!!!!
Fabio: ...wha?
Alexandra: *crashes Scampi bowl over Fabio's head*
Pierre: NOOOOO!!!! *I think you get it by now*
Alexandra:*takes vodka bottle* *pours a healthy amount into and all over a spare fedora* *crams it onto his head*
Pierre: NOOO!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!
Alexandra: Oh, shut up. *takes candle off the table* *sets Peirre's head on fire*
Pierre: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around foppishly* MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! THAT WAS MY PREENING HAIR!!!

Raoul: *runs over* NO!!! HOW COULD YOU RUIN HIS PERFECT HEAD???
Alexandra: Oh, COME ON! It won't do him MUCH brain damage! *not that you could damage THAT any further*
Raoul: *hugs the other two screaming Fopaneros* WAAAHHHH!!!! MY ONLY CHILDRENNNN!!!!!
Alexandra: You got that right, Fop-Face! *takes vodka bottle* *smacks Fop-Face over the head with it*
Bottle: *breaks on impact with such a thick skull*
Fop-Face: WAAAHHHH!!!! MY PREENING HEAD!!!!!!
Fopaneros: *the usual*
Alexandra: stare ******** YOUR FOPISH s**t!!! *walks out of the restaraunt with a swish of the cape*

Some stupid waiter: Madam, you must pay for your dinner.
Alexandra: *stops* *vein twitch*
Erik: *runs out of the restaraunt, dragging Christine* Here comes the Finale!
Alexandra: FOR THE DINNER I DIDN'T EVEN EAT??? *grabs a really big spare bowl of scampi, bottle of Merlot, and three forks* HERE'S YOUR DAMN PAYMENT!!! *forks the rope holding the chandelier on the glass roof* *walks out of the restaraunt*
Rope: *breaks*
Chandelier: *falls*
The Phans: God, FINALLY.
Another damn parody reference: *ensues*
Roof: *collapses*
Restaraunt: *explodes*
Alexandra: *walks up to Erik holding scampi, wine, and forks* I got takeout....And I am NOT singing that damn music of the Fop!

*loff for Syrena* Your things have entertained me the most on this thread.