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 Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:06 am
Cloud: yeah so sephiroth..Tifa and i were over at the inn and...
Sephiroth: did you sleep with her?
Cloud: No NO well yes i slept in the same bed...
Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud.
Cloud: I didn't have SEX with her Sephiroth
Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud....
Could:..your right...
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::cloud just woke up::
Kalm hotel room: 50 gil
Gysahl beer: 75 gil
Tifa's white top and suspenders: 250 gil
Finding it all on the floor and not remembering one D*MN thing: priceless
Money can get you in bed with Tifa...for everything else...there's mastercard...
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:08 am
Son Of The Dark Lord Cloud: yeah so sephiroth..Tifa and i were over at the inn and... Sephiroth: did you sleep with her? Cloud: No NO well yes i slept in the same bed... Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud. Cloud: I didn't have SEX with her Sephiroth Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud.... Could:..your right... ___ ::cloud just woke up:: Kalm hotel room: 50 gil Gysahl beer: 75 gil Tifa's white top and suspenders: 250 gil Finding it all on the floor and not remembering one D*MN thing: priceless Money can get you in bed with Tifa...for everything else...there's mastercard... **Tifa herself: 450 gil** haha had to add that...i actually like tifa xd
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:36 am
Son Of The Dark Lord Son Of The Dark Lord Cloud: yeah so sephiroth..Tifa and i were over at the inn and... Sephiroth: did you sleep with her? Cloud: No NO well yes i slept in the same bed... Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud. Cloud: I didn't have SEX with her Sephiroth Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud.... Could:..your right... ___ ::cloud just woke up:: Kalm hotel room: 50 gil Gysahl beer: 75 gil Tifa's white top and suspenders: 250 gil Finding it all on the floor and not remembering one D*MN thing: priceless Money can get you in bed with Tifa...for everything else...there's mastercard... **Tifa herself: 450 gil** haha had to add that...i actually like tifa xd LMAO! That was good! Here mine! Okay im Advent children it is proved Sepohy is ALIVE! so heres mine based on that. Black leather jacket- 200 gil Master matieria- 40000 gil Three clone who want to take over the world with you- 500,000 gil The look on Cloud's face when he see's you alive and kicking: Priceless Money can help you to world domination, for everything else there master card! xp
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:08 am
Leon Nolan Son Of The Dark Lord Son Of The Dark Lord Cloud: yeah so sephiroth..Tifa and i were over at the inn and... Sephiroth: did you sleep with her? Cloud: No NO well yes i slept in the same bed... Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud. Cloud: I didn't have SEX with her Sephiroth Sephiroth: you should break up with your fake cetra girlfriend Cloud.... Could:..your right... ___ ::cloud just woke up:: Kalm hotel room: 50 gil Gysahl beer: 75 gil Tifa's white top and suspenders: 250 gil Finding it all on the floor and not remembering one D*MN thing: priceless Money can get you in bed with Tifa...for everything else...there's mastercard... **Tifa herself: 450 gil** haha had to add that...i actually like tifa xd LMAO! That was good! Here mine! Okay im Advent children it is proved Sepohy is ALIVE! so heres mine based on that. Black leather jacket- 200 gil Master matieria- 40000 gil Three clone who want to take over the world with you- 500,000 gil The look on Cloud's face when he see's you alive and kicking: Priceless Money can help you to world domination, for everything else there master card! xp
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:18 pm
ok ok now i gotta top that one...
::Hojo::
Mako Reactor: 100,000gil
Engineering Genova Cells: 400,000gil
Hi-jacking the Sister Ray and stealing all it's energy: 100,000,000,000gil
Giving all that energy to your son so he can attempt to destroy the world with you on it: priceless
Money can destroy the world...foreverything else...there's mastercard.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:15 pm
Barrett and Cloud on gold saucer date:
Barrett: ..............so cloud! thats a nice shirt you have - whered ya get it?
Cloud: Barrett, i thought you said we were going to go get ice cream as friends stare
Barrett: but can't we be more???
Cloud: eek
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:35 pm
schoogie Barrett and Cloud on gold saucer date: Barrett: ..............so cloud! thats a nice shirt you have - whered ya get it? Cloud: Barrett, i thought you said we were going to go get ice cream as friends stare Barrett: but can't we be more??? Cloud: eek
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:35 pm
schoogie Barrett and Cloud on gold saucer date: Barrett: ..............so cloud! thats a nice shirt you have - whered ya get it? Cloud: Barrett, i thought you said we were going to go get ice cream as friends stare Barrett: but can't we be more??? Cloud: eek (need... continue!) Barret: Cloud? Cloud: My... my left arm? Barret: You need a massage?! Cloud: *stabs him* a*****e! I'm having a heart attack! Barret: I told you that chili dog would clog your arteries...
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:47 pm
*random FFVII character appears at the front of the Golden Saucer*
FF VII Character: So how much does it cost for a golden ticket?
Ticket Booth Lady: 30,000 Gil
FF VII Chatacter : You gotta be f@#$in' Nuts LADY!!! I could buy a new sword for that much!!! scream
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:06 pm
Deaths Apprentice *random FFVII character appears at the front of the Golden Saucer* FF VII Character: So how much does it cost for a golden ticket? Ticket Booth Lady: 30,000 Gil FF VII Chatacter : You gotta be f@#$in' Nuts LADY!!! I could buy a new sword for that much!!! scream *attemps to walk in without paying* Ticket Booth Lady: hey! you cant go in without paying! FF VII Character: Oh, and whats going to stop me?? Ticket booth lady: nothing, except my psychic abilities that enable me to make a wall that you cant get by ^_^ FF VII Charater: O_o WTF are you talking about??? *walks a ways into the hallway, and for some reason turns back and it beside the ticket booth again* FF VII Character: eek Ticket Booth Lady: 30,000 gil please ^_^
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:40 pm
gigashadow TV: what would you do for a klondike bar? Cloud: Dam this is a hard one. . . lets see i would ki. . . .no i already killed sephiroth. ... i know i'd. . . no Aeris is dead i can't ask her for one. . .um. . . .uh. . . .mmmm. . . Tifa: hey cloud whats up? Cloud: the TV asked what i would do for a klondike bar and i can't figure it out! could you help me? Tifa: sure, why don't you go kill sephiroth for one! Cloud: we already killed him. . . Tifa: o ya. . .maybe you could ask Aeris Cloud: she's dead Tifa: jeez this is a hard question. . . Yuffie: o hey Tifa, hey cloud can i ask you two a question. . .the TV asked what would you do for a klondike bar. . .so far i cam up with kill sephiroth but then i realized we already did that, so then i thought ask Aeris but she's dead. finnally i thoughti'd steal your materia but i already tried that and it didn't work. . . Cloud: ya we're wondering the same thing. . . Tifa: maybe we could go buy one. . . Cloud and Yuffie: No thats to obvious. *the next day* Cloud: you think of anything yet Vincent: nope Red: not a thing Yuffie: i still say stealing your materia Tifa; nothing Barret: i'm clueless Cait sith: i fortell that this is gonna take a while. . .
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:17 pm
Cloud: yeccch, what's that?
Vincent: i call it.... DEATH GIGA'S
Cloud:... ur expecting to save the world with that?
Vincent: wel,l cause i... yes
Cloud: i don't think it's working
VIncent: too much? cause i kinda wanted to get that mean look. sorta like ifrit, u know?
Cloud: let me put it this way... when's the last time u've seen ur toes?
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Chocobo lure: 2000 gil
Final cost of greens: 40,000 gil
Cost of chocobo stalls: 60,000 gil
seeing ur face when u find out u only had to defeat emerald and ruby weapon: priceless
there are somethings money can't buy, for everything else, there's mooster card
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:20 pm
gigashadow gigashadow TV: what would you do for a klondike bar? Cloud: Dam this is a hard one. . . lets see i would ki. . . .no i already killed sephiroth. ... i know i'd. . . no Aeris is dead i can't ask her for one. . .um. . . .uh. . . .mmmm. . . Tifa: hey cloud whats up? Cloud: the TV asked what i would do for a klondike bar and i can't figure it out! could you help me? Tifa: sure, why don't you go kill sephiroth for one! Cloud: we already killed him. . . Tifa: o ya. . .maybe you could ask Aeris Cloud: she's dead Tifa: jeez this is a hard question. . . Yuffie: o hey Tifa, hey cloud can i ask you two a question. . .the TV asked what would you do for a klondike bar. . .so far i cam up with kill sephiroth but then i realized we already did that, so then i thought ask Aeris but she's dead. finnally i thoughti'd steal your materia but i already tried that and it didn't work. . . Cloud: ya we're wondering the same thing. . . Tifa: maybe we could go buy one. . . Cloud and Yuffie: No thats to obvious. *the next day* Cloud: you think of anything yet Vincent: nope Red: not a thing Yuffie: i still say stealing your materia Tifa; nothing Barret: i'm clueless Cait sith: i fortell that this is gonna take a while. . . Cid: man, i'd fly anywhere in the planet in the Highwind for a klondike bar!!! Cloud: we've already flown everywhere on the planet Cid -_-" Cid: Goddammit, then what the hell HAVEN'T we done??!?! Yuffie: I GOT IT!!!!! A SUBMARINE!!!!! we'll use a sub to explore the sea depths!!! we might even find some old wrecks or something!!! =D Vincent: goddamit yuffie...... Barrett: thats it!!! this is gonna drive me INSANE!!!! i'm going to go kill Ruby WEAPON, maybe then someone'll give me a goddam delicious klondike bar......... Tifa: uuuuh, barrett.........
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:51 am
schoogie gigashadow gigashadow TV: what would you do for a klondike bar? Cloud: Dam this is a hard one. . . lets see i would ki. . . .no i already killed sephiroth. ... i know i'd. . . no Aeris is dead i can't ask her for one. . .um. . . .uh. . . .mmmm. . . Tifa: hey cloud whats up? Cloud: the TV asked what i would do for a klondike bar and i can't figure it out! could you help me? Tifa: sure, why don't you go kill sephiroth for one! Cloud: we already killed him. . . Tifa: o ya. . .maybe you could ask Aeris Cloud: she's dead Tifa: jeez this is a hard question. . . Yuffie: o hey Tifa, hey cloud can i ask you two a question. . .the TV asked what would you do for a klondike bar. . .so far i cam up with kill sephiroth but then i realized we already did that, so then i thought ask Aeris but she's dead. finnally i thoughti'd steal your materia but i already tried that and it didn't work. . . Cloud: ya we're wondering the same thing. . . Tifa: maybe we could go buy one. . . Cloud and Yuffie: No thats to obvious. *the next day* Cloud: you think of anything yet Vincent: nope Red: not a thing Yuffie: i still say stealing your materia Tifa; nothing Barret: i'm clueless Cait sith: i fortell that this is gonna take a while. . . Cid: man, i'd fly anywhere in the planet in the Highwind for a klondike bar!!! Cloud: we've already flown everywhere on the planet Cid -_-" Cid: Goddammit, then what the hell HAVEN'T we done??!?! Yuffie: I GOT IT!!!!! A SUBMARINE!!!!! we'll use a sub to explore the sea depths!!! we might even find some old wrecks or something!!! =D Vincent: goddamit yuffie...... Barrett: thats it!!! this is gonna drive me INSANE!!!! i'm going to go kill Ruby WEAPON, maybe then someone'll give me a goddam delicious klondike bar......... Tifa: uuuuh, barrett......... Cloud: Ive got it! the end all action for the delicious klondike bar!!! eek *Cloud jumps half way out of the T.V. screen and says* I'll do this for a klondike bar! *Cloud pulls out the memory card and chops it in half* Can i have the d*mn ba...oww..*holds head* wait...what were we doing again?...I can't remember anything
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:50 am
schoogie Deaths Apprentice *random FFVII character appears at the front of the Golden Saucer* FF VII Character: So how much does it cost for a golden ticket? Ticket Booth Lady: 30,000 Gil FF VII Chatacter : You gotta be f@#$in' Nuts LADY!!! I could buy a new sword for that much!!! scream *attemps to walk in without paying* Ticket Booth Lady: hey! you cant go in without paying! FF VII Character: Oh, and whats going to stop me?? Ticket booth lady: nothing, except my psychic abilities that enable me to make a wall that you cant get by ^_^ FF VII Charater: O_o WTF are you talking about??? *walks a ways into the hallway, and for some reason turns back and it beside the ticket booth again* FF VII Character: eek Ticket Booth Lady: 30,000 gil please ^_^ FF VII Character: You're evil.. stare *walks out* Ticket Booth Lady: Little does he know, the wall took all his gil... xd FF VII Character: *walks up to the weapons store* So what'cha got? Weapon's Store Owner: I got a Force Stealer... and some molotovs.... FF VII Character: I'll take the Force Stealer. *searches for gil bag* OH MY GOD!!! IT's GONE!!! crying Ticket Booth Lady: *Hears screams of innocent character*
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