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 Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:37 pm
A: A mailbox.
Q: Why is Hotmail claiming my account is inacessable?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:45 am
(A) Because Microsoft screwed something up again.
(Q) Why does spicy food have to make your nose run, yet restaurants with spicy food never give you tissues?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:28 am
A - Because they like to keep the soft feeling texture to themselves!
Q - Why do coaches have carpet for ceilings and roof covering on the floor?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:50 pm
A) Because they were, at some point in time, on a wrestling team and got hit in the head by a purple turle who has a huge army of -RABID WEASELS-, likes peach cobbler, eats blue grass from the other side of the sun, that has an eyepatch from a costume party it went to the other night, has tattoos all over its shell of -RABID WEASELS-, and likes to steal candy from babies while pinching them. So because of that hit to the head by that purple turtle they all now think the world is upsidedown and in the outter edge of a parallel universe, in the green goblins seventh stomache.
Q)Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:53 pm
Is there such thing as a stupid question? I hate when people ask me that
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:08 pm
A:The sky is blue because, ozone which is o3 is sky blue, it also is the exact oposite color of the spectrum as the sun is, as well as the ocean is mostly blue and it reflects the most light off of the entire planet, on top of that it's also the color that our retna doesn't see a whole lot of. so it just makes sence.
P.S. There is such a thing as a stupid question,
and here it is
Q: Am I stupid?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:13 pm
And here's a stupid answer A) You are only stupid in the eyes of people that are scene, feel they rank higher than others, think that they are always right, and also think that they run whatever they are joined in.
To all those who are 'regular' people, you sound like an intelligent and honestly good person, who can be random, and also can get mixed up in serious problems just like everyone else.
Q)If an orange gorilla ate my homework...will my teacher believe it or think it is just a sad excuse?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:22 pm
A) No, the gorilla has to be purple. Teachers like purple.
Q) What is the meaning of pie?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:35 pm
A. crappy pastry
Q. why do people live in tornado alley?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:41 pm
A) cause they feel like it
Q) if i mixed DietMountainDew with Pepsi and Lemonade, and called it DietPepilade, who here would drink it?? ((and so u know, it actually tastes really good xd ))
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:43 pm
A: That's where the best drugs are.
Q: Why isn't there apple flavored Kool-Aid?
EDIT:
I meant that for the tornado question.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:16 pm
A. Becasue no one likes it.
Q. Why does a cat miowing miow?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:18 pm
A: Because that's the way things are.
Q: If 'it' is, what is 'it'?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:23 pm
A: ur mom deal wit it
Q: y is ur mamma jokes and not ur jokes
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