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 Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:23 am
In awhile, my flower! Somewhere in a desert haze!  You've suddenly been appointed dictator-for-life of a small tropical island nation. I know one day you'll amaze me!
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:10 am
 Someone stole your mouse and ate it...
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:22 pm
 You get a 100% on that test you thought you were gonna fail.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:40 pm
In awhile, my flower! Somewhere in a desert haze!  Your parents buy you a pony for Christmas. I know one day you'll amaze me!
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:40 am
 You locked yourself out of your house...
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:14 am
 You see a unicorn land next to you and it offers you a ride 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:28 am
 You decide to play dark souls (and die and die and die and die and die......)
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:29 pm
 You lost a penny just to find a dollar... whih turns out to be fake.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:50 pm
 You find you suddenly have two shadows.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:05 pm
 Another one bites the dust. :l
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:10 am
 You get a free coupon for a cheeseburger but when you use it, you get handed a chicken-fillet burger.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:29 pm
You learn the meaning of caucuses.
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Irako of the Desert Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:24 pm
 You just found out that you won a million dollars, and it's not a scam! It's legit, which means you're filthy stinking rich.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:44 am
 You meet your favorite celebrity in a public restroom.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:57 pm
 You have a guy friend that is a ***** and extremely peverted and stupid, and he won't leave you alone.
Your reaction? Or in this case, what would you do to him?
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