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 Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:11 pm
"...aww, really man?" There was that devious grin again, Chris was -so- picturing a certain someone being run over by the show's 4-wheeler. "Thanks....now I almost want to lure them in just to watch you chase them.." The host gave a definitely -not- innocent snicker.
"More drama is always good. Drama, stunts, and life threatening situations! Perfect mix for awesome TV."
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:17 pm
Chef Hatchet was beginning to wonder exactly what he was getting into. "Naw, you can't do that," he protested, "We don't have any cameras set up here. What's the point of it if we can't record it to watch it again and again and again?" He should probably put Chris down at this point, but he didn't want to. Especially since the talk of crazy fangirls put him on high alert.
"And bears. Can't forget how much our ratings went up since Mazal Tov was lent to us," he added.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:26 pm
"...I have a camera?" Chris pulled his digital camera out of his pocket. He never really went anywhere without it..and it had video capabilities too! That grin was still there, better find a distraction quick before Chris' sadistic mind really got going on this idea.
"And animals of any kind...but Mazal Tov was especially good for ratings." Man he loved that bear.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:40 pm
Looking slightly worse-er for wear, Scott stumbled out of the bathroom where he had spent much of the night recalling the numerous sweet candies he'd eaten and sharing them with the toilet.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:47 pm
"But can you film AND avoid fangirls while I'm on the camp's jeep?" Chef asked, holding Chris a bit tighter. "I mean, sure you could ride the handlebars, but then the fangirls would be throwing themselves at it to get near you, and that'd make for a bad camera angle."
Though... wait. "Hey. What if we equipped the campers with a camera and flashlight, then dropped them into a long cave and see which one makes it out first?" He asked, "We could have Mazal Tov wander around in there with them... to give 'em a bit of motivation, that is. Heh heh."
He paused, watching Scott shuffle through. "Man, I'm surprised he's able to walk after all that."
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:57 pm
"Unless they were throwing themselves at the front of it, then I'd get the perfect angle as they got yanked under the tires..heh heh!" Chris beamed, only faltering a bit when he seemed to realize the tighter grip. Hrm...that was odd, but no harm he supposed. Soon enough his thoughts were back on flattened fangirls and he was back to grinning.
"Ooooo....underground dark maze challenge! This holds possibilities...and tons of footage opportunities..."
Eyes shifted to Scott a moment as he stumbled out. "Heeeey there, where's your holiday spirit Sean?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:04 pm
Scott blinked at the pair, his eyes slightly glazed over. The little intern held back a wave of nausea at Chris's mention of "holiday spirit". "I-it's Scott," he murmured as the the queasiness passed. Scott slunk over to a shadowy corner far from the tree and it's sweet candy.
(PFFT XDD >> sorry couldn't resist)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:23 pm
Chef thought, then slowly nodded with Chris before loosening his hold on him. "We might need a bigger vehicle, then," he said, "I don't know how many fangirls can go under the tires at a time. If there's a mob, there might be a problem.
He considered Scott's current state of mind, then wished that they were at camp. If he could chase that intern down and give him another dose of that home remedy, then he should perk up... after the side-effects passed, of course. At least Scott didn't try to gnaw on his fruitcake -- he'd be nursing a sore jaw on top of his sick stomach.
"Yeah, but we may have to build one ourselves. Or get the interns to," Chef replied, considering the cave idea. "We could also do it in the forest... Tie some meat to their backs and then unleash a group of dogs after 'em, heh heh."
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:34 pm
"Bigger, hrm?..." Chris gave a very evil, and somewhat frightening laugh. Oh god where had the thoughts led him now?! "I think I can arrange that!"
The host's tail gave a few small twitches as he thought. "Tie meat onto em...or dip the campers in BBQ sauce? Could hide something in a vat of the stuff, make em fish it out...and then unleash the animals on them." THAT could prove entertaining. Why yes campers, we're helping you by hiding the keys to an awesome prize in this vat of delicious BBQ sauce. Please don't mind the wild barking you hear, nothing is amiss!
Chris' gaze followed Scott as he slunk to his corner to hide. Tsk tsk, the little guy wasn't going to make it much longer if he couldn't even hold down his candy.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:40 pm
hey guys, how are you all today heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:48 pm
"Excellent! Gotta get a garage for it too, though. Don't want no campers breaking into it and hot wiring it." Considering their previous batch of campers and how one of them had that particular talent (or claimed to), it would be best to take steps to prevent it. Chef didn't want to have something like that coming through his pantry's wall. Or into Chris' trailer. That would be very bad.
Chef thought, then grinned. "Could do that, or even slip some keys into the meat and see if any key-less campers'll fight the dogs or animals for it," he replied. "Or we could be vicious and drop bones in there... and squeeze an immunity marshmallow into one of them. Haha, that'll be great to see!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:02 pm
-glomps everyone- Oooh, I can smell some evil scheming from Chris and Chef XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:02 pm
Hello Ren and Fate :3
There's always evil scheming going on ninja
"We could keep it with the other stuff man! No one managed to steal the planes out of their storage area last season..." -Anything- crashing into Chris' trailer would be bad. The host did enjoy his tiny bit of civilization in the middle of the hellhole that was Wawanakwa.
"..I don't want to see the marshmallow that comes out of a meat soaked bone. Ew dude, just ew....though watching them fight over that marshmallow could be amusing...."
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:04 pm
*ish glomped by fate*
hey hey fate heart
hey hey demy xd
hows you both?
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:06 pm
XD And there's no greater evil than one concocted between a host and a chef. xd
I ish gewd Ren, uber happy that Sirrush got his pendant ^_^ Joo?
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