When I feel like s**t, I get cranky.
I got cranky earlier on and decided to funnel that into something utterly useless.
So, now, if you want to be that bit extra ineffable, there's
Wing's inefabliserIt'll do binary conversions for you automagically.
But wait, there's more!
It will also convert to hex for you
at the same time!.
But wait, there's more!
For the truly inneffable experience, there's the
Vernam Cypher.
How's that work, I hear you ask.
Why it's simple, you enter the text you want to be inefablised and, beneath it, you enter the text that you want to work as your key.
But wait, there's more!
If you choose to go for the Vernam Cypher, we'll throw in binary conversion
AND hex conversion
ABSOLUTELY FREE*
What's the moral of this story? I don't know.... cranky wing + coding wing = crazy ******** up s**t on the internet?
*Free refers to the cost in monetary value, not in the algorhithmic sense of the word
I should probably point out that the Vernam Cypher is a cryptographically secure algorithm, for those of you who didn't read the Wiki, meaning if you supply a random enough key, the encryption process is completely unbreakable.
I tend to use bible chapters. Bible gateway is good for getting them
but be warned. Those ******** use a godsdamned UTF character. My system only works with ASCII.
Why, you ask? Because I don't want to have to work with 65356 characters, you whingy b*****d, isn't it good enough that I lost a night's sleep producing this for you? NOTHING'S EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
*falls unconcious on keyboard*