Designated Hero
Coulda swore I heard somebody say 'sword'.
Alrightsword. Hand over your liscence and registration.
Hurry upsword.
... There something funny here, boy?
Then why you laughing, Mr... Designated Hero?
...
Alrightsword, where were we?
... am I saying "sword"?
Don't
think boysword, do you know how fast you were going?
SwordWhat is so damned funny?
Do I look like a warrior to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimblybimbly from battle to battle? Am I drinking mead from a mug? Do you see me eating riceballs? Well, you stop laughing right sword!
Sword, I'll have to give you a ticket on this one. No butssword. That's the law. Not so funny sword is it?
Sword.
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