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 Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:44 pm
Granted, you were kicked out instead.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:34 pm
Granted, but its was made with arsenic. So you die when you eat it.
I wish I had a better memory.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:03 am
granted but then you remember ALL the BAD things that happened in your life from the moment you were born and you go insane
I wish I had a totally automatic coffee pot that didn't have to be loaded with water and coffee, then the grounds thrown in the compost pile and the filter and pot washed and dried and put back. (now thinking, is coffee worth all that??)
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:20 pm
Oooh! I love this game!
...Granted, but the whole thing is so complicated that it exploded. It was the first ever created xp
I wish I had a dozen oranges!
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:43 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:57 pm
anza: granted, but they're rotten.
darktinyangel: granted, but it doesnt last long.
i wish that the sun wasnt so bright.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:25 am
granted but then when there's less sun the crops fail and there's no food
I wish I had a working radio in my car
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:36 am
Granted: But then your engine stops working and you find out you don't have enough money to replace it.
I wish my best friend was my sister.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:20 pm
granted but ur not her brother. if that makes sense.
i wish the sun wasnt so bright, AND the crops were ok.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:00 am
granted but then you get a vitamin D deficiency from not enough sun and you get really really sick and bedridden and can't do anything at all
I wish it would rain a soft gentle rain every evening so I wouldn't have to spend half an hour watering my garden every day all summer
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:32 am
Granted: but the plants refuse the water because it has a nutrient deficiency in which case you are out there every evening in the rain water flowers with nutrient filled water.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:35 pm
granted. now your wide awake. so awake, in fact,that u will never sleep again.
i wish i had enough vitamin d to end the deficiency...
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:43 pm
granted. but now u hav a vitamin d pill permanently lodged in your throat that tastes like chalk dust. i wish i had a dime for every time ive asked something and someones pretended they didnt hear me evil
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:37 am
granted but you have so many dimes they break a hole through your pocket and the dimes all fall out and roll away
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:26 pm
(do you mean insitution like MENTAL institution? if not... xd ) granted. but you're only leaving to go to a psych ward. i wish i was a space pirate.
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