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woolie is a member of all of the bunks in camp chaos.

Woolie hacked her way into joining every camp since she sadly has never been to one

Hateyou doesn't know about how dp probably banning me as soon ae comes back online.
Goodbye, JGG! crying

Fine, that wasn't a good enough one.
Hateyou is the letter J.

And since I might never have a chance to use these...

woolie is that last glob of toothpaste that you will never, EVER squeeze out.
Behatz is your Muddah. It doesn't matter who you are, he's your mother.
Similarly, Hateyou is your faddah.
Woolie was born on Disney Channel.
Behatz has eaten a Jukebox before and lived to tell the tale.
Hateyou is Dr. Lipschitz from Rugrats.
woolie is not, nor will she ever be, instant oatmeal. She's old-fashioned Slow cook.
Behatz is the Element Adamantium.
Hateyou has made up all the history in the wholw wide world from before 1986 that you think you know happened.
When not blowing her into bubbles, people like to chew woolie up and stick her under tables in restaraunts.
Behatz was Chamberlain's b***h until after WWII.
Hateyou is worn on a chain by sketch comedians and some improv artists for good luck.
Woolie, on the other hand, is rubbed on their armpits simply for antiperspirant and a good fragrance.
Behatz cannot finish his Bucket List until he gets yelled at by a grumpy old Swede in a Cheese hat.
Hateyou needs to be belittled by a little man with no future.
Woolie lives in a Grocery Store.
Behatz is allergic to Picture frames.
Hateyou's hair is used in most pillows, not down.
Woolie has never known a man better than she knew Dilbert.
Behatz once mailed himself from China to England rolled up in a fortune cookie.
Hateyou is the Mayor of Awesome, literally.
Woolie shared a brain with her sister until she moved out at age 56.
Behatz knows the score to every basketball game in history, even the ones that haven't happened yet.
Hateyou has dined on Porcupines and land mines.

Woolie comes Medium, Rare, and Well Done.
Behatz pops when you heat him up; He comes with Movie Theatre Butter.
Hateyou used to go by Juliet, but that was so dull she faked her death. She got rid of that husband of hers, too, Romeo.
Woolie's hair grows an inch whenever you compliment somebody's shoes.
Behatz gelling her hair too much is why there are old records of Unicorn sightings.
Hateyou only needs to sleep on 364 nights a year.
Woolie was born on February 29th, which explains why she is 1,290 years old.

(Aren't I? Aren't we all, on Gaia? Our avis. I don't get it.)
(Wait- I'm still here! Not banned yet!)

Hateyou has been mistaken for Gefilte Fish before.
Hebrew letters are based on early cave paintings of Behatz.
woolie has woken up to find tabloid articles printed on her body ever since that one time she signed somethign without reading it first.
Hateyou knows what EVERYBODY did last Summer.
Behatz only knows what he did last Wednesday.
woolie is Tefillin. All tefillin. Her body's a philactery factory!!! (Now THAT'S a good joke.)
Hateyou goes to McDonalds every day. She thinks it's the gym. (Think that one over)
Behatz has the superpower to know the origin of all the food that enters his body, thus he is a vegetarian.
Woolie can't go to sleep at night without watching Security Footage from the mall for at least three hours. Five on a bad night.
Hateyou hold the record for World's most talkative moustache.
Behatz can not any of his bodily functions. At all.
Woolie gets kicks out of dressing up as a football.
Hateyou's teeth can cut through steel, but not iron. Don't ask how she knows that.
When exposed to Off-white Kryptonnite, Behatz can summon GDers at will to help him fight crime.
Woolie's bedroom is lit by strobe lights.
Hateyou has beaten Hugh Hefner in Strip Poker.
Behatz still thinks it's currently the year 1485.
Woolie posed for an artistic picture, which ended up depicting a firetruck. The painting was the inspiration for Kermit the Frog.

darkphoenix did not yet give them to me to no avail and past the point of being reasonable...?
confused

And yet, somehow.. I dodged the bullet and stayed in?



Uhm, Thank You?

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