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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:19 pm
Granted. But now, a GIANT YELLOW BALL LOOKING FOR SKITTLES SAW SOME IN YOU AND ATE YOU. And now, you are forever stuck in the giant yellow ball, who, we find out, is named Sun.
I wish that I was the best at every sport I play.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:15 am
Granted, but soon the fame goes to your head and you start doing drugs, effectively nullifying any advantage you got from you wish, bankrupting you, and eventually killing you.
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never get sick or fat.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:56 pm
Granted, but now you're incredibly skinny, so skinny that you see bones! And, because of your complete disregard for what you are eating, you don't notice you've eaten a bomb that looked like an orange! The bomb explodes, but not before you skin completely crushes your organs. THUS leaving no evidence you ever existed.
I wish Digimon was real, and I was a CHOSEN ONE!
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:43 pm
Granted. But sadly the chosen one is to be sacrificed so the Digimon can be real.
I wish for mustard.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:17 pm
Granted but it has gone bad and is brown.
I wish for you to all stfu.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:47 pm
Granted, but now you're really bored.
I wish I had a remote control that allowed me to mute people whenever I wanted.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:34 pm
Granted. The cost to mute people is to mute yourself.
I wish for happy.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:14 pm
Granted you've wished Happy McFacebutcher into the real world, and he Butchers your face.
I wish for a good book
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:24 pm
granted but you will get bored of it in no time
i wish i could think of somthing to wish for
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:01 pm
Granted. You wish I get to complete all my dreams but one. That way I have something to live for.
I wish that Happy McFacebutcher wasn't real.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:35 am
Granted but he leaves pyscho mc-everything-butcher behind, and he mc-butchers the rest of you.
I wish to be a renamon.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:15 am
You are now renamon. A female renamon.
I wish to be cake. Cake that can't be eaten and lives a happy cake related life.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:25 pm
Granted you are now a piece of plastic, one of the only types of cake that can't be eaten, and might last some time. (the alternative was moldy cake, that's ineadible as well... and who says I didn't know she'd be female stare xd )
I wish to hear lovely music.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:47 pm
granted. but you have to watch 2 girls 1 cup >>
i wish for world peace
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:32 pm
Granted. All weapons are destroyed and everyone is peace. Aliens invade and enslave you. For some reason only you...
I wish I had my old account back... *Whimper*
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