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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:32 pm
two guys walk into a bar. you think the second guy would have seen the first guy walk into the bar in the first place.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:24 am
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:47 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:52 am
there are two kinds of bars; one is the place you go to drink, the other is a pole.
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:22 pm
It's a children's joke. It didn't make much sense to me at first either. But i do have something to add to this! At work today I was watching this little kid walk around because i was that bored.... he was about 3'3" tall and there was a table that was 3' tall.... Long story short the kid wasn't paying attention and clotheslined himself on the table and flat out DECKED himself. He landed on his shoulders because he started running right before he hit it. OMG it was so hilarious I shouldn't be laughing though haha.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:10 pm
ya, know, I'm hurt myself....... alot. but I haven't ever been knocked down... although there have been times I should have. anyways, I know the feeling. you shoudn't laugh.... but ya gotta. I probably would have done the same.
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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The_Legendary_Lonewolf Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:58 am
This is the most retarded fortune from a fortune cookie ever made!  I was literally dying of laughter after reading this fortune when I went to eat at a chinese buffet with my friend. LMAO! xd It's soooo F-in retarded it's hilarious! rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:18 am
that's a fortune! O... M...G... rofl that's too funny
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:10 am
rofl Thats just like what that one Enlightened philospher said:
"I think, therefore, I can." rofl
And the date of my birthday is on that fortune! mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:17 am
and who is they? the fortune talks about they. who is they?
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Lionheart701 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:18 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:31 am
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:25 pm
That's a good fortune. Think abouts it.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:31 pm
they stole it from the little engine that could. anyways, I noticed that you quoted me in your profile. that's cool. I feel special now. I.... feel.... Pretty..... oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY..... but straight.
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Ocarina dude Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:36 pm
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