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Total Votes : 10

Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:31 am


eek *She cannot believe this Barkeep would have the audacity to even serve her Drink #1 with a number such as 19. She sits with mouth agape and in shock that he would even go there.* evil

Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1

TOTAL = 20
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 17 Total: 17 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:40 am


*As she grabs the Bartender by the shirt getting ready to force his head straight into the top of the bar, he frantically hands her another drink. She stops and looks at Drink #2 and then lets him go. She is pleased to see he now takes her seriously and has in fact poured her a top shelf drink with a score of 1*

I knew Mr. Killafrog had top shelf stuff here. mad

Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1
Drink 3 = 17

TOTAL = 37

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Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:49 am


*After calming down, she has Drink #3 and finds that yet again this Barkeep is trying to pull a fast one on her. evil She takes a deep breath in and looks around to make sure Officer Dougherty isn't here. ninja She puts the glass on the bar and looks at the Barkeep.*

You are asking for it. evil

Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1
Drink 3 = 17
Drink 4 = 9

TOTAL = 46
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 15 Total: 15 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:56 am


*She is presented with Drink #4 and finds that it is mediocre at best.*

Really? stare Is this how you want it to go down?


Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1
Drink 3 = 17
Drink 4 = 9
Drink 5 = 15

TOTAL = 61

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Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 17 Total: 17 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:04 am


*Drink #5 is a total slap in the face to her. eek She can't believe this snot nosed Barkeep would be so disrespectful.* evil

Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1
Drink 3 = 17
Drink 4 = 9
Drink 5 = 15
Drink 6 = 17

TOTAL = 78
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 17 Total: 17 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:11 am


eek *Drink #6 is worse. She shakes her head in disbelief. This Barkeep must not value his life. She clenches her teeth and her nostrils flare. She clenches one fist and reaches for her dagger with the other hand and grasps it.*

You had better give some serious thought as to what you are doing. twisted

Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1
Drink 3 = 17
Drink 4 = 9
Drink 5 = 15
Drink 6 = 17
Drink 7 = 17

TOTAL = 95

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Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 19 Total: 19 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:14 am


*Drink #7 just proved to her without a doubt that this punk Barkeep is toying with her. evil She looks around for Officer Dougherty ninja *

Drink 1 = 19
Drink 2 = 1
Drink 3 = 17
Drink 4 = 9
Drink 5 = 15
Drink 6 = 17
Drink 7 = 17
Drink 8 = 19

TOTAL = 114

*She pulls out her dagger and places her hand on top of the bar so that this Barkeep can get a good long look.*

As this is a public place, I'm not so stupid to loose my cool and do something irrational. *She glares at this Barkeep with fire in her eyes.* I would watch my back if I were you. evil *She puts her dagger away and leaves.*
Faerie KatrinaZ generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 608!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:26 am


*Faerie does a quick flutterby* Hi Bye! *giggles* 4laugh

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:39 am



*Steps in and glares at the barkeeper. * Keep your shirt on.... or maybe take it off and see if you get lucky.... I'm not touching the dice for the moment.... puppet master is watching too close this week.
*Slips some drugs she found in the water on the counter and goes to order the clover whiskey*

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:46 am


Hows ity going Mayu?
Who is watching you? ninja

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:50 am



*Jumps and turns to see Killa*
sweatdrop Morning Mr. Frog.... Oh, my puppet master has been watching too close... or as she likes to put it the "Main" Pft.
Like she'd be anything with out us mules
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:56 am


never know she could be the next big thing to a nun. (shudders at the thought)

having a good day?

ooc - pft?

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Mayu-Makita generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 823!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:04 am



((OOC- pft, like a ticked off snort, or like the sound made when exhaling between closed lips quickly... lol I prob just confused you more... sorry))

eek Oh PLEASE don't tell the puppet master that! All she needs is a bigger ego boost..... I'm the only sane one around here.

And no I'm not having a good day yet. Hopefully puffy boy over there *Points to bar keeper* will give me the clover whiskey I ordered soon,

Mayu-Makita generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 120!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:21 am



*Hears her name called for her order but the is carded* What!? You want to NOW make sure I'm of "Age!"

*While digging for ID, slips some powder also in the bar tenders water*

((I have to go soon...dr.s appt))

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:25 am


OOC- not really thats what i thought it was, but with so many words shorten i didnt know if it ment something else.


You sane around here asking for a clover whisky thats the death sentance? but don't take my word for it rolleyes

(pounds on the bar while chanting - bring me 1 whisky on the rocks and a shot at sex on the beach)
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