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 Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:20 pm
sybrid Yuri_shoujo O_O I live in minnesota... so am I at the front lines or something. And because I just rememberd something....*looks at langley and laughs a** off* Indeed you are, little Yuri, but fear not! The Canadians are a clever foe, but the Michigan Militia, as we speak, is right now outside drunk on glory and hootch in the woods with assault weapons, training for the final battle. The Canadians are expecting our forces to be sober when they assault - therefore the Michigan Militia will have a little surprise for them when they come. The Militia is ready to stand proud and tall against these Northern Cannibals! Remember, Canadians, like Communists, eat children and worship Satan, so only God Fearing Patriots will be able to counteract their advance, while the barefoot and pregnant womenfolk do their best to make some Patriotic Pie for their husbands when they return in glory, having bathed only in victory for the last six months. Therefore, Menfolk, it is your duty to join the Michigan Militia (or your state's eqivalent) if you happen to live on the front lines, while Womenfolk have the sacred duty of marrying a Patriot and doing his laundry.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:25 pm
eek xd
Sybrid, I want your babiez heart
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:56 pm
Uagh wtf! Because I live in this godforsaken country, I am a CANNIBAL?!!? gonk gonk NOOOOOOOOooooOOooOoO I wanna be the drunken army!
Bloody damnit.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:59 pm
sybrid For multiplayer fun, I still think the crowning achievement of FPSes may still be Tribes 2. When you get a good crew together to do bombing runs, it was oh-so-delicious. Ah yes, shazbot. I loved this game and still for the most part do. Unfortunately, my friends moved on to other things (CS, MOH: AA) so I have to roam around and bark at noobs to get into the ship.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:11 pm
Sir Langley Uagh wtf! Because I live in this godforsaken country, I am a CANNIBAL?!!? gonk gonk NOOOOOOOOooooOOooOoO I wanna be the drunken army! Bloody damnit. *giggles more* don't eat me? o.o
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:17 pm
Sir Langley Uagh wtf! Because I live in this godforsaken country, I am a CANNIBAL?!!? gonk gonk NOOOOOOOOooooOOooOoO I wanna be the drunken army! Bloody damnit. Well, you could move to Michigan. You'd have to learn to speak either American or Crazy, to join the few, the proud, the drunk, the Michigan Militia... and probably have a sex change so they wouldn't mistake you for something that should be pregnant... Other than that, you'd have to learn to fire an assault weapon while completely wasted, and you'd be ready for joining the drunken army of Michigan.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:22 pm
... Yuri.. stare domokun Anger.
Learn to speak american? Uhh... I used to speak American exclusively for ten years... biggrin
I consider myself more of an espionage american agent. I'm incognito now. All friendly with the enemy... and then I go back home and tell all the canadian secrets... which consist of maple syrup and sawdust.... shhh.... ninja
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:47 pm
xd sorry eh?
You forgot the beavers and hockey players in their secrets eh?
...please don't kill me....
eh?
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:55 pm
lsdlke crying
OMG, eh! I just LIVE here, eh? I wasn't born here, eh? But I guess all the syrup drinking and moose chasin' has corrupted me, eh? Turned me over to the norther newf side, eh?
Nooo sir, not good, eh?
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:59 pm
Sir Langley ... Yuri.. stare domokun Anger. Learn to speak american? Uhh... I used to speak American exclusively for ten years... biggrin I consider myself more of an espionage american agent. I'm incognito now. All friendly with the enemy... and then I go back home and tell all the canadian secrets... which consist of maple syrup and sawdust.... shhh.... ninja Oh, you're one of the Militia's own covert operatives across enemy lines? Very well then, glad to know there's someone across the border in that god-forsaken frozen tundra of a Communist-Hippy breeding ground. With a little luck Caeser Bush will get his second term, so that we'll have a draft in the country to support the Holy American Empire Crusade, thus chasing the Hippies which snuck into the US after Vietnam back into Canada. Just so you know, if around winter the country seems deluged with pinkos and traitors, that's why.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:00 pm
What are ou talking aboot?
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:00 pm
Yaaaah, yoo betcha, darn tootin' wink
I'm just playing with ya XD I know you aren't really a jack pine barbarian.
Besides, they all live HERE.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:08 pm
I'm AFRAAAID!!
I thought being a spy would be fun.
But they all lied. ALL OF THEM!
There are NO igloos for me to insult! There is actual SUN Generated HEAT and it's disgusting!
I'm barely surviving inside the enemy lines... none of them know my secret... but this country is sucking the life right out of me.
I fear that I shan't be returning to the homelands alive... O_O
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:24 pm
bY THE BY.... What is wrong with hippies?....
aside from they're pot heads... and don't bathe... and create murdering cults... .... nevermind.
No way?... there's a sun?.... I though there were... polar bears and penguins.... O__________O
I shall send you a care package, there will be fatty food, pr0n, and booze. So american, it'll make your brain explode.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:42 pm
YES! SUN! It's MIND blowing!! 110 degree weather. WTF?!
I was looking forward to seeing polar bears walking down the streets and such... but... apparently, they do not do that. I was disappointed. sad
And I cannot wait for the care package. Can you make it smell like New Jersey???
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