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 Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:52 pm
russiangal367 Granted. you just heard Bush saying he'll put 6.5 billion dollars towards the Iraq war as well as 6.5 billion towards AIDS prevention. Btw you left no wish xP, but did you like my curruption? I thought it was clever. I wish the world was round (don't argue with me, it's a cube currently whee )
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:07 pm
Oh, sorry I forgot to leave a wish, I did like hte curruption though.
Granted, but it loses the concept of gravity and everyone starts falling off the earth.
I wish I had left a wish last time.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:11 pm
Granted but it reverts the world to cube form lol
I wish the world was round again rofl
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:48 pm
Granted. Its round. But not sphereical. Thusly, the world is flat. And we all fall off the edge.
I wish I knew what to cook for dinner. that wasn't burnt, inflicted with any kind of disease, or carrying anthrax.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:01 pm
Granted, but instead it tastes awful and you protest food after tasting it and thus, die.
I wish I could breathe safely in any type of enviorment.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:03 pm
PickleBoy Granted. Its round. But not sphereical. Thusly, the world is flat. And we all fall off the edge. I wish I knew what to cook for dinner. that wasn't burnt, inflicted with any kind of disease, or carrying anthrax. I thought i said to drop anthrax xp russiangal367 Granted, but instead it tastes awful and you protest food after tasting it and thus, die. I wish I could breathe safely in any type of enviorment. Granted, but you cant do anything else, no walking talking, swimming, napping, debating, etc. Just breathing. xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:32 pm
Well... since you didn't leave no wish to corrupt, i'm just gonna go ahead and give you MY wish.
I wish the subforum does not go away and does not suck at it's main purpose.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:12 pm
Granted, since this subforum was such a sucess, our lovely Caustic decides to make a subforum for everything. Good luck looking for your topics. whee
I wish orange juice didn't taste so bad after brushing your teeth.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:13 am
Granted. You just stop brushing your teeth. Problem solved.
I wish I could speed up and slow down time whenever I wanted to.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:45 am
Granted. You can speed up time at about
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
of current flow, and slow it down the same percentage. An idea of how much does that mean: If you were to speed up time permanently as of now, by the time you die you would have succesfully slowed it down roughly 1 second. Same thing for slowing it down.
I wish time, to be, exist, reality and such concepts would dissapear from the human language. (whoo, now that'd be crazy)
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:02 am
granted, but becasue such things are formed becasue of the function that they are based on, and becasue the words and concepts of the theorys of what those words are based on cease to exist... so does the concrete basis for those worlds. therefor there is no reality, time, or existance. everything just ceases to be.
i wish i had a quicker way to make tea.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:44 pm
Granted, but it results in the tea becoming infected with cyanide unknowingly and you suffer a horrific death.
I wish all my future curroptions would somehow lead to a death.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:40 pm
Granted, but one of them actually comes true and you only live to see one of them. (See i corrupted it and killed you, so ha! lol )
I wish I had a perfectly normal bagel.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:07 am
Granted, but your bagel turns out to be a really special bagel, not to the world but to the owner of that bakery where you stole it from. So he next day, the baker hunts you down and demands his bagel back. You refuse and in giant baker decides to kill you. (See I can kill you too! twisted )
I wish ace my history mid-terms.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:15 pm
russiangal367 Granted, but your bagel turns out to be a really special bagel, not to the world but to the owner of that bakery where you stole it from. So he next day, the baker hunts you down and demands his bagel back. You refuse and in giant baker decides to kill you. (See I can kill you too! twisted ) I wish ace my history mid-terms. Granted you staple an Ace of Spades to your test and turn it in without filling out a single answer, your grade plummets and you live the rest of your life in ireversible despair, wondering what went wrong with your master plan. I wish bakers didn't kill people for stealing special bagels.
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