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Kiki: *moans* "I wish a coco could come hump me in the face right now..."

Coco #1: "Dammit, theres a ******** sexy Kiki right in front of me. I cant reach her dude... Vo made my hands too ******** short."

Coco #2: "What? Where?"

Coco #1: "Look up you ******** idiot. You have the best view yet"

Coco #2: "Dude, shut the ******** up. Let me finish humping DH's back first cause I don't know how to pick up Kikis yet"

Coco #1: "Ok man, im going for it"

(to be continued)

Kiki : "Mmmmm, whats this? A hawt Coco coming to make out with me? Nyce."

Coco #1: "MmmMmmmm"

Coco #2: Yo yo! Save some for me man!"

Coco #1: First of all, NEVER inturupt me you ******** retard. Im going to make babies with this Kiki and you are going to screw it up. You are ruining it right now by putting your face in my a**."

Coco #2: "But dude... i just wanna... i just... "

Coco #1: "******** you."

Coco #2: "But... sad "

Coco #1: "
Coco #2: " crying "

(to be continued)

(Kittens are listening to the Halo song while chatting)

Coco #1: "Dude.... dude, ok look, im sorry man. Dont cry. Im sorry. Ling has been feeding me orange juice all day... and the Vitamin C is driving me crazy! It makes me say s**t."

Coco #2: " cry sniff sniff. Its alright man. I just wanted some Kiki a**, ya know?"

Coco #1: "Yea, i know dude, i know. Tell you what, ill bring a kitten orgy right here in Prinz' thread and I'll bring 2 kikis just for you"

Coco #2: "Youd do that for me? Really? surprised "

Coco #1: "Of course. No worries man"

Seal Slipper Twins: " Ooo, those kittens are having an orgy! Hey! Can we join in too?"

DesignHim: "You got gold?"

Seal Slipper #1: "Yea, we are worth 70k+ b***h"

DesignHim: "Nice. Join my kittens and rule Gaia"

(The End)

Moral of this story is: If your Coco cant get any a**, donate him to DH. He will set it straight.

I'm not the one that did these, but they made me laugh really hard so i'm quoting them here.