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 Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:43 pm
because i chopped off my feet to feed them to him.
why do old people love young people's style, but middle aged people hate young people's style?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:47 pm
A) Because old people can get away with it, since we feel bad for them because of their old health. Middle aged people are healthier and are most likely our parents, so they want to be our 'friends' instead of trying to be us.
Q) eek Why do we make the most longest answers?
(wow that sounded noobish)
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:53 pm
A. Because you ate sugar (??)
Q. which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch?(try saying it out loud fast)
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:06 pm
A: because we R fish decendents and we need water
Q: Y can't chickens fly?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:10 pm
A: Because their wings are made of chocolate
Q: Why can't we see Mars?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:10 pm
^^A) Because your poor spelling has ripped off their flying muscles, and also has killed any hope or dream of those poor chickens, because you ruined their ability to fly? cry
Q) Who can match the randomness of a turtle?
^A) Duh.....because our heads would explode from the random flying contents is this thermos. *points to thermos I am holding*
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:12 pm
Q: y does the moon always smile at me. is he a perv. is he a he confused
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:15 pm
A) The moon is guessed to be a 'he' when I think she is actualy a 'she'...and yeah....she's a perv to any guy on this so called 'earth'.
Q) Who just got ripped apart by my army of rabid weasels? twisted
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:39 pm
A) Not me. my army of rabid-racoons is fighting back muaha! ((my brother almost got attacked by a rabid racoon over the weekend eek ))
Q) how come u park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:26 pm
A) Because we are all, just too snobby to park on the grass.....
Q) If there were pink mongooses in my backpack....then would the purple alligators from my bathtub, come out and rip my green koala filled televisions to shreds?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:32 pm
A: no because they are colorblind and would attack your Red Peacock instead.
Q: If clouds have a silver lining- can we get rich by harvesting clouds?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:34 pm
yes, thats why astronots are so rich
is there life on other planets?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:37 pm
A) Only if you use a gold shovel, on midnight, after the day of mourning, in the orange potatoe field, in the middle of Montana, out in the coldest day of the year where everything is ice, when the next day everything will explode and the earth will implode, and then your hands are made out of black rubber, with yellow dots all over them, and your newlywed daughter has killed a red fire ant in order to stop her 20 year old son from being bitten by it, and you are JUST able to see past armslength.
Q) Who is scaring my lil' 'ole, cutypie, fluffy pink n black, really short, aggresive, shy, homicidal, figurative, and autistic rabid weasel?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:44 pm
A: The muffin man. He wants to put him in a box and make up a new nursery rhyme about popping weasles.
Q: What would you do?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:46 pm
A) I would take him n give him the Muffin Man to rip to shreds!!!!!XD
Q)So who exactly cares about other peoples' opinions?
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