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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:11 pm
What a lovely house, it's in a nice neighborhood, good schools, it's just perfect....I could live the rest of my life here...
**GET OUT**
Too Bad we can't stay baby....
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:23 am
uuuhhh uuhhh uh.....window? no, backdoor? no, closet?.....GENIUS he'll never find me in an enclosed space in which every breath I take is amplified!
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:02 am
Thank god I'm not the lead female character...that would mean I'm related to that monster...
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:14 am
going to a area that you've never been to before while staying in a house you have never been to in the middle of no where? dont bring a gun people are nice in chainsaw massacre-ville
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:45 am
Hey, they say 15 people were slaughtered and raped there, lets go for spring break!
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:38 pm
No!!! I'm too Pretty to die!!! Take her she's SINGLE!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:47 pm
I'm so dirty from having blatant sex, lets have sex in the shower to clean off.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:07 am
oh my god I got away!.......im in a woodland area with no sight of roads or civilization.......I should give away my exact location by screaming for help!
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:55 am
Where's our token black friend Tyrone??? Oh he got killed....what about his girl Shaquitta??? Dead too huh??? damn...the opening credits haven't even started yet...
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:20 am
Im a highly skilled soldier and your just a weak cry baby with no combat experience whatsoever....i think its fair that I should be killed by the monster and you end up defeating it
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:12 am
Native American Burial Grounds...it always ends up at Native America Burial Grounds....
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:17 am
you see that dark sinister house on that hill, you know the one where several people were skinned alive and had their blood paint the wall by an unseen force? yeah you wanna go spend the night? we might get laid!
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:22 am
Uh...little boy??? how is it that you are not only here, but you are good at surviving these unholy beings and you AREN'T SCARED!?!?!
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:22 am
little girl how are you still alive even though these creatures can sense any and all movement at levels far beyond human comparison? your living in a vent shaft they TRAVEL through vent shafts
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:31 am
AND TALK YOU s**t!!! I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS VACANT STARE BULLSHIT I'MTRYINGTOLIVEGODDAMMIT!!!!
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