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 Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:07 am
Sex with me is like ice cream, sweet, cold and sticky.
Wildlife.
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:11 pm
sex with me is like wildlife...you know,doing it publicly,with a bunch of animal watching us and stuffs..
fire hose.
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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:51 am
Sex with me is like a fire hose...... once I start, it is hard for me to stop
peaches
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:19 am
sex with me is like peaches,its sweeeettt and smooth all the way til the end..
peanut butter n jelly.
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Puppet on a String Theory Crew
Philosophizing Bibliophile
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:29 am
My face is reflected in the water...
It's a shining grin full of hope... Ohgod this thread.
>Sex with me is reminiscent of peanut butter. Remember: creamy, not crunchy.
Penguins. ... Or it could be a look of somber silence struggling with fear...
What do you see reflected in your face???
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:01 am
Sex with me is like penguins ... Oh so slippery!
Curtains emotion_dowant
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:47 am
sex with me is like curtains,its smooth as eggs,silky,and comes with various 'forms'.
rocket launcher.
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:52 am
Sex with me is like a rocket launcher, cuz baby I take you to the moon. emotion_dowant
grass
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:45 pm
Sex with me is like grass. It gets itchy if you're naked... neutral
I'm not good at this. xD
Elephants.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:26 pm
Sex with me is like an elephant, wrinkly at first, but just apply some of dat lotion and you got a smooth, smackable trunk, naw wut i'm sayin'. emotion_dowant
Charlie Sheen
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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:25 am
sex with me is like charlie sheen,it came with some of the craziest s**t you can think of,anddd it smells like cocaine on some occasions..
flamethrower.
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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:21 pm
Sex with me is like a flame thrower, my balls are served with some a** kickin hotness.
Police.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:22 am
sex with me is like the PD,its shocking like their stunt gun,its hot like their pepper spray,andd my ding-a-ling can be alot like their baton.
maple syrup.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:56 pm
sex with me is like maple syrup, it's super sweet, sticky and leaves one craving for more eek
chuck norris
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:13 pm
Sex with me is like Chuck Norris, my 3rd arm will punch you to organism.
Leather.
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