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 Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:05 pm
I remember my dads version of "The talk" which was he sat me down, looked me right in the eye and said "You're playing with fire." And that was the talk ._.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:14 pm
Mine was just like that.
But replace fire, with tits.
Naww, I'm kiddin'
I never got the talk. wink
And Hymn is girl?
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:26 pm
My dad bought me condoms and told me to keep one in my wallet at all times, because I never knew when I would need it. >.>
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:37 pm
No.
But I believe she meant to beware my own. xd
Apparently she knows where men's minds lie.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:40 pm
Trouser snakes sounds odd to me. I prefer the british term tallywhacker simply because it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:38 pm
The talk eh? My parents didn't even try.
I was already well aware, due to living on a working farm, of what 'mating' was since I was four. Then, add in my mother's choice of letting me read whatever the heck I wanted to, with no censoring...You get no need to try and explain it.
Isn't that nice kiddies?
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:43 pm
You lived on a farm eh? How was that?
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:56 pm
Not bad, lots of chicken crap to step in, but otherwise fine.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:58 pm
Awesome sauce. Reminds me of taking a venture into my backyard when we had a dog.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:30 pm
Omfg, my body hurts from the awesomeness.
I'll post tomorrow in my fight, but, right now, I demand tha sleeping module.
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:35 pm
COVrock Omfg, my body hurts from the awesomeness.
I'll post tomorrow in my fight, but, right now, I demand tha sleeping module. I'm not sure what exactly to make of that other then "I am going to bed"
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:44 pm
Diaku COVrock Omfg, my body hurts from the awesomeness.
I'll post tomorrow in my fight, but, right now, I demand tha sleeping module. I'm not sure what exactly to make of that other then "I am going to bed" "Just got back from Summer Slaughter.
It was amazing. Unfortunately, now, I need to go to sleep because I am extremely tired and sore."
There, better?
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:49 pm
I can only assume that's a camp as for what it is I don't really need to know. Afterall it's your life not mine sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:50 pm
Google it, you silly t**t!
I'm goin' ta bed...
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