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 Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:15 am
I divorced her because she was too cute and kept getting kidnapped
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:11 pm
I divorced her because she filled the house with plants and I have allergies.
(I really don't. Anyways, amazing avatar)
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:35 pm
 I divorced him because he's too young. xD <333
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:11 pm
I divoucered her because she didn't let me become a assassin or a ninja
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:20 pm
I divorced him because I he told me I was stupid on our honeymoon.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:29 pm
 I divorced her because they ran out of green slushie at the gas station again!
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:42 pm
I divorced her because she was too bright for my eyes to bear.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:42 pm
I divorced her cuz rainbows wouldn't go away when i was trying to sleep
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:12 pm
I divorced Bluejayy because his Devil Imp kept trying to eat my horse Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe know they are God 
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:13 pm
I divorced her because the sparkles hurt my soul.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:21 am
I divorced her because she didn't like to recycle.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:20 am
I divorced her because next to her I always looked so uncool & un-stylish crying
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:34 pm
I divorced her because she was apparently delusional and didn't realize it was herself she was looking at in the mirror.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:01 pm
I divorced her because I was to tempted to steal her clothes and party with rainbow margaritas.
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