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 Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:17 pm
::"Harness your inner garbage!"::
"I am THE Mogadore!"
"You must get them to eat red meat!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:26 pm
gonk
Mr. Pullen
crying
he retired.
anyways.
he was soooo funny.
ahhh one time he was showing us fluters how to finger a high f.
anddd you know how your middle finger is up?
yeahhhhhh.
he made fun of us a lot.
aw we miss him so much =[
oh well.
he has funnier stuff but i cant really explain them/ remember them at the moment.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:11 pm
`Surgeon General Sexy` And we had to put rubber shoes on our chairs so the chairs wouldn't scratch the gym floor and Mr. Bjorna said "Put the rubbers on the chairs so the floor doesn't get pregnant. Thats freakin awesome XD
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:23 pm
My brother was in an established marching and concert band. (Unforutanly, my schol has something like a 7-person wind ensemble.) Since every seat in the stands are full and there are god knows how many people standing, walking, running, playing, ect. below the stands, the band director had a binder. In the binder where different pages with different stand songs (on top of other things.) There was one page specifically for my brother's friend (a loud mouth trumpet player xp ) "Justin Shut Up"
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:48 am
we had this really staccoto-ey part in our music, so our band director says, "You need to play it like a ballerina!" rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:33 pm
"No, no, NO! You people played that mezzo-boring! Now, again!"
-Hartmetz
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 pm
We have a new BD so there's been a sudden influx of funny quotes. Here're some old AND new ones...
(BD lectures the band council)
REYNOLDS (pit/drumline BD): Now I mean it when I say we're all in this together.
BAND COUNCIL: *everyone simultaneously starts humming/singing We're All In This Together from High School Musical*
R: I didn't mean the song!
(BDs got new office furniture!)
FLYNN (new BD): Dude! Why're you all in my cubicle?
BC PRESIDENT: We're having a meeting. Now I need you to leave!
F: *walking out of the office* MAN, THEY TOOK OVER MY CUBICLE! NOT FAIR!
(BD returns from lunch)
R: Everyone relax! Evil-Man is here!
(BD had a animal metaphor issue)
HERRING (BD who retired): Flutes! you look like a bunch of retarded praying mantises! Trumpets! You're supposed to be a bunch of prancing ponies! THE TUBAS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ORCAS!
(BD has song title issues)
GAN (head BD): Okay everyone get out Smooth Carnival.
BAND: IT'S SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
G: Really? *amazed*
(drill practice)
G: Don't move until AFTER the whack whack whack! See? 1-2-3-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-MOVE!
(talking about tempers)
R: Now I don't know how Mr. Flynn gets, but he's probably like me.
F: Yeah, you haven't been gotten yet! Just wait 'til you get gotten by me!
And marching season hasn't even started yet. xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:46 pm
My director said "poo" the other day. I thought it was funny coming from him
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:58 pm
Well brother said while he was in band camp, our BD was kinda pissed off so he told the students "There is no 'I' in MARCHANG Band" lol, that made me laugh a lot. And our BD is very weird and funny. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:33 am
Mr. Noble was upset because we weren't getting the accents right, so he said "You want to smack that! The accent, you want to hit that!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:04 pm
This was a random thing that happened today:
Sullivan: Hey, Hartmetz!
H: What?
Sullivan: The shirts better not just say DHS this year...someone thought my shirts was from the Department of Homeland Security last year!
H: So...they have a marching band now, I take it?
Sullivan: Yep, and apparently, it's us!
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:23 pm
Argetlam13 And I quote... "I want you to play so loud, that the audiance will throw their dead babies on the field..." Curtosy of Mr. Franklin Sr. Oh jeez the BD who retired last year said something like that. HERRING: I want this to be so emotional, people will throw their babies at you. KID: But what if we don't want their babies? H: I dunno! But hey, Free babies!
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:03 pm
"Pit. If you guys get beat this year, you'd better bet that the people who beat ya are damn good."
First time I've ever heard Hartmetz curse. Probably the last, too.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:48 pm
When we were tuning, our director said that on of our trumpets was sharp and when he pulled out our director said, "Woah! You just put your instrument into the key of A!
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:46 pm
"Disinfectant. DISINFECTANT!!!"
"Never lick the butt of the reed."
BD 1: This Pepsi's open, so...
BD 2: It's not open!
*opens Pepsi*
BD 2: See? It didn't make the fzzzzsh noise!
BD 1: No, but it made the clicky click noise!
"Yay! Toe touch!"
"Hang on, the percussion has to pass around the brain."
"You flutes are as stupid as untrained horses!" (okay that one's mean, but it's funny now that I think about it)
... I'll post as I remember...
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