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 Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:21 am
Granted but you get a "wicked bad" eye infection and a serial rapist removes the infected eye with a spoon and no anesthesia.
I wish I had unlimited money in real life.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:49 pm
Granted, but you marry a gold diggah' who kills you and gets all of your money.
I wish I had some...string cheese.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:58 pm
Granted. You didn't say how long past the expire date you wanted it. So it's green, mmm yummy.
I wish for an angelic sash.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:09 pm
granted but you lose all your other cloths and go into det
i wish for tickets to a rise against concert
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:21 pm
Granted, you get the tickets but the conert is cancled due to the fact the group broke up and the lead singer was killed by rabbid monkeys
I wish more poeple would help me on my quest for the Angelic pendant
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:32 pm
black_leather_biker_chick Granted, you get the tickets but the conert is cancled due to the fact the group broke up and the lead singer was killed by rabbid monkeys I wish more poeple would help me on my quest for the Angelic pendant Granted, you get the Angelic Pendant, but then your account is accidentally deleted, and cannot be restored. Oopsie. I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:05 pm
Granted. You have to clean all the toilets in Grand Central Station with your tongue.
I wish more people would respect me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:26 pm
Dottoosie Granted. You have to clean all the toilets in Grand Central Station with your tongue. I wish more people would respect me. Granted. One more person that right now respects you, but 100 others now disrespect you becuase of that person. I wish there was one day without bad consequences.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:03 pm
Granted, but in the end you wish you never did anything.
I wish I would never get sick
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:10 pm
Granted, but everyone else gets sick and dies, your the last person on the planet.
I wish for some eggnog.
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:57 pm
Sparx88 Granted, but everyone else gets sick and dies, your the last person on the planet.
I wish for some eggnog. Granted. But the eggnog is made from rats.. some how...ok.! I wish my mind wouldn't wander of.. OOOOO monkey brains! Buffalo wings! O_O.... *spaz...* *thud...*
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:27 pm
CoudVanGiruet Sparx88 Granted, but everyone else gets sick and dies, your the last person on the planet.
I wish for some eggnog. Granted. But the eggnog is made from rats.. some how...ok.! I wish my mind wouldn't wander of.. OOOOO monkey brains! Buffalo wings! O_O.... *spaz...* *thud...* Granted. You start taking ridalin and get killed by pink Britney Spears monsters. I wish people would remember my birthday. gonk (January 23rd)
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:50 am
A Pimp Named Conan CoudVanGiruet Sparx88 Granted, but everyone else gets sick and dies, your the last person on the planet.
I wish for some eggnog. Granted. But the eggnog is made from rats.. some how...ok.! I wish my mind wouldn't wander of.. OOOOO monkey brains! Buffalo wings! O_O.... *spaz...* *thud...* Granted. You start taking ridalin and get killed by pink Britney Spears monsters. I wish people would remember my birthday. gonk (January 23rd) Granted. they will remember but everyone will kill themselfs on january the 23rd, so your the only one left on the planet. ... happy birthday biggrin i wish for more free time >_>
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:10 am
The Dark Hell Granted. they will remember but everyone will kill themselfs on january the 23rd, so your the only one left on the planet. ... happy birthday i wish for more free time >_> Granted, but the word 'free' was actually misinterpreted as having no cost. So you spend all your 'free' time doing chores and other boring tasks. I wish this pimple on my nose would go away gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:40 am
Longevity The Dark Hell Granted. they will remember but everyone will kill themselfs on january the 23rd, so your the only one left on the planet. ... happy birthday i wish for more free time >_> Granted, but the word 'free' was actually misinterpreted as having no cost. So you spend all your 'free' time doing chores and other boring tasks. I wish this pimple on my nose would go away gonk Granted but only because a flesh eating virus eats your face. I wish my computer was faster.
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