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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:45 am
wish granted, but your girlfriend comes back eats the sandwich, gets salmonilla poisoning and has to go to the hospital
I wish Saturday would last for a week!
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:56 pm
Wish granted, but you got so tired from staying up for a week that necissary bodily functions that only happen while you're asleep stopped and you died.
I wish my brother wasn't such a p***y.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:33 am
wish granted but then your cousins the one who is bugging you every single day.... i wish that i have my own car..
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:16 am
Wish granted, and now you are designated driver for everyone, all the time
I wish airplanes werent so cramped
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:10 pm
wish granted but they are recalled i wish catholic schools weren't so strict
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:50 pm
Wish granted, but now all the public schools are like army camps.
I wish I could get better at speed skiing.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:16 am
wish granted, but all the ice melts.
i wish i could learn foreign languages easier
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:04 pm
wish granted but the international government arrests you for being an international spy i wish i could drive
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:14 am
Wish granted but the world runs out of fuel
I wish we could live on other planets
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:06 pm
wish granted but u end up eating all the plants i wish i had a new cell phone
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:43 pm
wish granted but someone keeps on calling you i wish i could turn invisible
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:04 am
wish granted but people soon forget you exist and ignore you.
i wish I were smart
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:29 am
wish granted but all your loved ones hate you becouse your smarter than them.
I WISH I WAS GOD!
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:28 pm
Wish granted, but then everyone turned atheist.
I wish there weren't stupid people.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:21 pm
Wish Granted but then everyone becomes snobby and upright, More than usual!!!
I wish I could go to wonderland!
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