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 Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:32 pm
*hologram fades, revealing nothing more than a droid*
Rule five: It's better to let the other dumb b*****d die for his country or ideals. Afterall, he's the one dying.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:34 pm
Rule Six: Thats no moon.
*Presses button. Des' Moon vaporizes him*
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:37 pm
Which leads us to the question: If moonlight is just reflected sunlight, why don't vampires turn to dust at night?
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:38 pm
Because Real Vampires are just nocturnal, not combustable by sunlight.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:42 pm
As for twilight: they aren't vampires. I've become a firm believer that they're actually wingless gargoyles.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:43 pm
Im a firm believer in killing them all.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:44 pm
I'm not against that. Just saying i think i found a better way to kill them.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:46 pm
Does it involve shotguns?
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:05 pm
Oh, and don't mess with Wolf the Quarrelsome.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:37 pm
Cale Darksun Oh, and don't mess with Wolf the Quarrelsome. Can't let you do that, Darksun.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:44 pm
You're too late. I already went there and did that.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:04 pm
Everyone, STOP!
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Hammer time!
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