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George Sloane

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:20 pm

*steps up on stage*

My windows look into your living room
I spend the afternoon on top of you
I wonder what it is, that I did
To make you move in across the way from me
I hope I never figure out who broke your heart,
And if I do, if I do...

Well, I'd spend all night, losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind

My windows look into your bathroom
Well I spend the evening watching
You get yourself clean
I wonder why it is that they left this bathroom so unclean
So unlike me
I hope I never figure out who broke your heart
And if I do, if I do

I'd spend all night, losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
If spent the night then I'd lose my mind
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
If spent the night then I'd lose my mind

Well, I hope I never figure out who broke your heart
Baby if I do
Well, I hope I never figure out who broke your heart
Baby if I do

I'd spend all night, losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
If spent the night then I'd lose my mind
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
If spent the night then I'd lose my mind...

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:22 pm

*passes another congrats drink to Matthew and socks George with a pair of boxers...*

Waitaminute.... eek

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GLKilowog

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:22 pm

*Single Manly Tear*

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:24 pm

Remy _ LeBeau

*passes another congrats drink to Matthew and socks George with a pair of boxers...*

Waitaminute.... eek

*keep throwin' these drinks around I may be sining a whole lot more. Thanks remy. 3nodding

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GLKilowog

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:24 pm

This one goes out to our beloved Batman: We all hope you get to this point very soon.

I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out
I got no one to blame, nothing to change
I got no evil to fight

One thing's for sure, I'm all outta angst
Society don't bother me
And there's something wrong with that

So I'm off to Pakistan, learn the laws of Islam
Fundamentalism, forget that rock 'n' roll
No cigarette, no drink, in fact
It's difficult to think about getting laid
When you don't even get to see her face
I'm not insane

I'm not insane, I'm not liquored up
I got nothing to do, nothing to lose
I got no place to call home

One thing's for sure, I'm all outta angst
Society don't bother me,
There's something wrong with that

Next stop Mongolia
Don't get to golf or ******** or bowl with ya
Throw out that handicap
No stepping out, till spring, in fact it's
Difficult to sing when it's 20 below
And that's during the day
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not insane

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:24 pm

blaugh

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Father B.D. Robo Crush

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:26 pm

kekeke. NIce song, fleshy Hawk. In that vein, here is one of the few country songs that Father Blood Drench Robo Crush truly likes. 3nodding (Be prepared for things most fleshies would find offensive.)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed gods only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thats not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed Jesus Christ!
you know, you dont look jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country ******.

No, they aint makin jews like Jesus anymore,
They dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin and a-spittin on the floor,
lord, they aint makin jews like Jesus anymore.

He says, i aint a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one greek we dont need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list
And theres one little ********* from the heart of texas... is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, "Im gonna gitcha, you son of a b***h, for spoutin' that pack of lies!
If theres one thing I cant abide, its an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis."

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho aint makin jews like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, we aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:26 pm

xd Very nice Kilowog.

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:27 pm

*mixes an atomic lemonade for GLKilowog*

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:29 pm

Father B.D. Robo Crush

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed gods only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thats not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed Jesus Christ!
you know, you dont look jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country ******.

No, they aint makin jews like Jesus anymore,
They dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin and a-spittin on the floor,
lord, they aint makin jews like Jesus anymore.

He says, i aint a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one greek we dont need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list
And theres one little ********* from the heart of texas... is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, "Im gonna gitcha, you son of a b***h, for spoutin' that pack of lies!
If theres one thing I cant abide, its an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis."

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho aint makin jews like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They aint makin carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

No, we aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

*spews his soda laughing*

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Father B.D. Robo Crush

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:31 pm

Father Blood Drench Robo Crush has MASSIVE love for the fleshy one known as Kinky Friedman. heart domokun

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:34 pm

Remy _ LeBeau

*mixes an atomic lemonade for GLKilowog*

eek That sounds TASTY! *SLURPS*

GLKilowog

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GLKilowog

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:37 pm

Hey... I was just thinking about fun times in the CD and, well... Did we ever find ANYONE who could defeat the almighty igloo?

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:38 pm

Hee. Nice, Kilowog, Father.

Here's my next one:

Ohhh....(he liked it)
Ahhh....
Ohh ohh..

Maybe you'll remember
Maybe you're locked away
Maybe we'll meet again some better day
Some better life

Mmm, Jonothon Fisk speaks with his fist
Can't let me walk home on my own
And just like a knife down on my life
So many ways to set me right

It's such a long way home
Ooh, that's how the story goes
And it's like, atom bombs and blunt razors
Atom bombs and blunt razors

Jonathon then says it's a sin
But he don't think twice 'cause to him
Religion don't mean a thing,
Ooh, it's just another way to be right wing
Just like a knife down on my life
So many ways to set it right
Uhh, that's how it goes, that's how the story goes

It's such a long way home
Ooh, you're too old to understand
'Cause I just wanna get home now
I just wanna get home now

Jonathon's right down on my life
So many ways to set me right
Uh, and on the long walk home (story goes)
It's how the (story goes goes)
Jonothon Fisk, always a risk
Tells me counts my teeth every night
I wanna get 'em all back now
I wanna get 'em all right
And I wanna turn him around
Oooh, turn him around
Oooh, oooh, turn him around

George Sloane

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:41 pm

*takes another stab at a song*

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bibte
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh i'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then i tell you that i love you but you still say no!

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bibte
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.. Sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all...
Sex is something we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's... One on one
One on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a lover

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

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