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 Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:50 pm
: biggrin ashes in, slams the door shut behind him::
*BLAM! BLAM!*
: biggrin odges a broken window::
Hello, everyone, and how are we today?
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:56 pm
Not too shabby. And bullet-free, comparatively.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:57 pm
Ah, don't -
::BLAM! BLAM!::
-mind those, none. They'll stop once Black Bart and his gang run outta bullets or get distracted by somethin' else shiny.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:02 pm
*zaps a handful of forks and sends them flying out the broken window*
Wonder if that's shiny enough.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:06 pm
::Leans close to the window and shouts out::
TAKE OFF, BART! I WON THAT HAND FAIR N' SQUARE!
::BLAM!::
::Hat zings off onto the floor::
'Fair' bein' a relative term, of course. smile
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:09 pm
You sure do get into a lotta gun battles.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:14 pm
I know, it's dreadfully ironic considerin' my pacifistic nature.
: biggrin usts off hat, replaces flower in band::
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:22 pm
'Spose you can't force other folks to be pacifists along with you. But, yanno what would be awesome to have instead of gun battles? Covered wagon chases! domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:22 pm
*The gunfire subsides, giving way to whistles and catcalls, and then an eerie silence. Ivy pushes open the front door with a smirk on her face.*
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:23 pm
Livin' in an age of brave new technology, son. Covered wagons are out, iron horses are in.
::Unholsters gun, and shoots out the window::
'AT'S RIGHT, BART! NEXT SHOT'LL BE YOUR MOUSTACHE LESSEN' YA TAKE OFF!
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:25 pm
eek Holy Hannah, they come in ALL colors 'round here!
Ma'am, if I may be so bold, all of the wildflowers in nature I seen on my travels could not hold a candle to your beauty...
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:32 pm
Jonah Hex eek Holy Hannah, they come in ALL colors 'round here! Ma'am, if I may be so bold, all of the wildflowers in nature I seen on my travels could not hold a candle to your beauty...
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:34 pm
P'haps nothin', ma'am, but it struck me so that I had no choice but to let you-
BLAM! BLAM!
-Damnation. That'd be Bart's brother, Beau. Y'all will have to excuse me, I'm going to have to go and settle this account face to face. Worry not for my health, it would be a sin for that lovely face to show a wrinkle, ma'am. wink
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