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 Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:08 pm
Deidara was left with sitting on his bed, staring at his bedroom door. He'd taken a liberty to lock it, though he wasn't so sure it would stay that way, with the way the house was. There was a bit of a mental battle inside his head... One that said: 'Stay in your room... maybe barracade yourself in the wardrobe or bathroom. It's safer there.' Another said: 'Who cares? He's done strangling you, so go ahead and go back to wandering around the house.' A tiny voice opted: 'Let's go apologize', but that one was given a look of 'Are you mental?!'. '
Thus, the blond remained sitting on his bed, staring at the door, massaging his neck gently, and swearing under his breath at the persistent voices in his head.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:37 pm
A scrill scream came from the other side of Akasuna no Sasori's bedroom door. The wail lasted for a grand total of 49 seconds but its immortal echoes carried on making it last for about 1 minute and 16 seconds. The red head had a deathgrip of the handles to the waradrobe, the dresser on the other side of the room had all of its drawers pulled open as far as they could go... empty. The waradrobe had an identical lack of clothing. The whole room was scruptously searched... not even a sock or proper pair of undergarments were found.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:47 pm
Deidara got up at the sound of the scream. Something in him flipped, and, before he knew what he was doing, he was out into the hallway and knocking on Sasori's door. "Are you alright in there?" came a shout from the blond as a strange sense of worry drafted over him. Wasn't he afraid he was going to be brutally murdered only a few moments ago? The tall male didn't seem to notice his bedroom door closing on it's own behind him, never mind the fact that he'd had it locked when he exited it...
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:58 pm
"No!" Came the reply followed by a sob from the male, who was currently sitting on his rump, his hands still holding onto the handles above his head on the waradrobe. The skirt was ignored, despite the fact that it was showing off a good bit of leg that the modest ex-Akatsuki member would've NEVER allowed. A sigh racked the male's body before he stood, wobbling slightly from sitting on top of his slippered feet.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:04 pm
Deidara listened at the door, frowning a little. What the hell is going on in there? "What the hell is going on in there?" came another reply. He ignored the feeling that something was going to attack him from behind, until he was indeed attacked. "Brat's ahoy!" A red and black macaw called out before attacking the poor blond's hair for a second time. There was also another bird, goldish in color, sitting nearby and watching.
"Get away, you stupid bird!" Deidara tried pulling his hair back with little success. After a bit of fighting with the featherbrain, and losing badly, something snapped in the blond's head, and he started batting the bird away more frantically, a panic in his eyes. "Someone.. Get this thing off me... It's-" the tall male fainted on the spot.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:39 am
The red head's door opened as said male peeked outside, his body and attire hidden behind the solid piece of wood. The maid blinked at the two birds and the unconsious male. A scoff came from the ex-Akatsuki member, "Seriously, and I'M the one in the dress..." The male gave a few chuckles at his little joke while the door was opened all the way, and the blonde was starting to be picked up.... with no success. "Geez, you much to you weigh?" The little skirt shook a bit as the male's rear end was lifted up in the air, wiggled, and then Sasori began tugging/dragging Deidara into the smaller male's room (beause it was closer). The red head plopped down on his rear, exhausted. "Ne, how am I gonna get you off the floor??"
The two birds fluttered in, the red and black one settled on a perch... in the bird cage. "Eh?! When did that get here?" A sigh and shake of the head accompained the question. The golden bird settled on his shoulder, nuzzling its head into the side of the memory-loss'ee. 'Pathetic, you don't even know how to move him?' The red head looked bewilderedly around, but no one was there. And so started the lessons from the odd vioce in his head. Eventually these weird blue stringy things came out of the cross dresser's fingers, connecting to the blonde. Deidara moved stiffly, the blue strings commanding him to get into the bed. After two minutes of hard work, the body fell limp on the bed, the strings having snapped in two. "Um.... thank you!" No response. "Eh.... this place creeps me out..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:42 am
Deidara was dead weight, for all he knew. He was currently off in la la land... and possibly the crazy type, for there were two voices in his head sorting things out. And then, came some crazy dream that eventually woke him up while a giant Roc swooped down to bite his head off. It was about ten minutes since the blond had gone unconscious, and he sat up quickly, panting a little and blinking at his feet. For a moment, he sat like that, and then he looked around.
Deidara spotted the birds and shrieked, turning and diving his head under a pillow. "Where's some clay? I'll blow it up..." became the topic of the blond's mumblings as he cowered under a pillow, shaking slightly.
For one who used birds as shapes for his clay bombs... it was possibly because said bombs exploded, meaning the bird shapes exploded too... who knew? Either way, that could've been the answer that the cowering male was slowly proving... He was terrified of birds.
((If you don't know... a Roc is a REALLY BIG bird... mythological creature, I believe, though there might be smaller birds nowadays called roc's... just imagine a bird with a body the size of a pony, and really large wingspans...))
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:22 am
((I forgot how girly Sasori looks! XD))
While Haku had gotten up, Zabuza shifted on the couch so he was lying lengthwise with one leg hanging down. When Haku sat down, he pulled the boy closer, right up against him so if he wanted to, he could lean back and use him as a pillow. He was smirking a bit, finding enjoyment in embarassing his tool. "Are you still hurting, Haku?" he didn't specify what he was talking about.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:30 am
Haku gave a slight blush, fighting the urge to shift uncomfortably. "I-I'm fine, Zabuza-san..." the teen mumbled. It was the smirk that caught him a little off-guard. He did wind up using the older male as a pillow as he pressed the 'play' button on the remote. Suddenly, his mind was rather imaginative. His blush deepened a bit as the lights dimmed again, and he shifted to bury his face into the Momochi's chest. He was missing the beginning of the movie...
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:35 am
Deciding to give the boy a little bit of an 'extra' to his prize, he let his arm fall from the back of the couch and slid it around Hakus stomach. He looked down to see the boys reaction, but he couldn't see his face from this angle. "Don't fall asleep on me this time, Haku."
((From what I remember about Roks, they were said to blot out the sun and would carry away enormus elephants for their meals. I can't remember but I also think they're ones that could make thunder when they flapped their wings.))
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:41 am
((Oh... well.. then they're bigger then I thought... sweatdrop ))
"I wont..." Haku murmured. He pulled his face away a little and looked up to the older male, before turning his attention to the screen. One of his own hands shifted and rested on Zabuza's, not pulling it away but just remaining there. The smaller male wound up examining their hands together in the gloom of the movie room, rather then watch the movie. He hadn't really payed attention to what the title even was...
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:05 pm
Zabuza looked down at their hands as well, noticing how much smaller Hakus was than his. He is still a kid after all...which only makes what I did earlier even worse. I shouldn't even be doing this. But he found himself unable to push Haku away, and held him tighter instead. His other hand moved up to play with Hakus silky hair, finding simple enjoyment in that as well.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:15 pm
((I just got done watching Shippudden 21, THE TRUTH IS OUT!!! Sasori has red-brown hair and... *sniffles* BROWN eyes ;.; Oh wells, his alter form can have green eyes, that'll make me happy inside ^_^))
The red head paused, in the doorway connecting the bathroom to the bedroom, blinking confusedly at the blonde's behind that was in the cair, shaking for all to see. "Deidara-san, what ARE you doing?" The macaw gave a loud squawk, causing Sasori, still clad in a maid's outfit, to give a somewhat muffled laugh as he walked to the beside stand. "Ne, you're scared of birds, brat?" The male gently set down the tray he had been holding on the night stand. "Shush..." The male scowled at the two birds in the cage that had began quarreling again. "There like lovers..." he mumbled, clutching the empty silver tray to his chest as he examined the birds. "Ne, I can move them to the bathroom if you're so scared of a ball of feathers..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:22 pm
Haku smiled a bit and leaned his head towards Zabuza's touch a little, still gazing at their hands. His hands have always been so big... I'm not sure mine'll even get close to being that size... he thought, then blushed as the last sentence shifted elsewhere. It didn't help that, as the movie played, there were a few rather... strange sounds coming from the screen. The teen glanced up and blushed deeply as the screen was starting to fade into a rather erotic scene.
Haku fumbled for the remote, almost in a mad-dash panic to turn the movie off. The noises continued, and he dropped the remote on the floor. He shifted and leaned down, rubbing a few things together between the two males, causing the teen to blush even more. He was bright red by the time he managed to pause the movie. He was biting on his cheek a bit, and gave a glance to the movie screen, noting that it was definitely two males, before hitting the power button and turning the whole thing off completely.
Deidara peered out from under the pillow with a look that could have scared children. "Get me some clay, and you won't have to move them..." he half-growled, and then buried his face again. A few moments passed, and he peered out again. "What's with the tray?" He mumbled.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:30 pm
(( twisted ))
Zabuza chuckled as Haku quickly stopped the movie, but he decided he wanted to have a bit more fun with his tool. He snatched the remote from Hakus hands and turned everything back on, then put the remote out of his reach. "I was watching that." he then pulled Haku back to where he'd been before he'd moved and slid his arm around the teen once again. His hand lay flat on Hakus stomach and the other moved back to his hair. "You'll like this one..." he whispered against his ear.
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