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Granted. Instead its about the ABC's. 123's. *hums song tune cause can't remember the rest of the lyrics*

I wish... I had depositied my money into my savings and not my checking. stressed

Granted. He is halfway editing your book and he commits sucide, leaving a note that blames his death on you because of your crappy writing.

I wish i could speak the english language.

(ZOMFGSZ!!!one11!!, my original wish was exactly: I wish i didn't have an awful latin accent while i speak english. hahahaha )

Granted, but by the time the play is over a talent scout recruits the girl who played what could've been your role and she goes off to make millions, meet other millionaire people and goes on to be forever remembered as "the best actress the world has ever conceived."

I wish i knew how to drive a crappy 95 Buick in 8 inches of snow.

Granted, she realizes the philosophy "it's all or nothing" holds the truest value in her life and since she thinks she won't ever get it "all" she decides to jump off a bridge. However she survives the fall and instead loses both legs to the fall. Realizing she ******** up worse than if she would have died, she slits her throat with an IV needle, leaving a signature, before she loses consciousness, that reads: "Thanks for NOTHING russiangal!" However, before the machines reading her vitals go ahead and call it a code blue you were opening the door to her room, and realize she was a crazy b***h who shouldn't have implied her death had anything to do with you, and while you try to erase her last words the nurses come in and think you were the one who killed her. In the end, the nurses testimony, plus a crappy lawyer get you to spend the rest of your life in jail.

I wish everyone would watch "The end of Suburbia."

Granted. This wish however is incorruptible. We all* wish Ann Coulter would die. <---period

I wish i had been fighting side to side with Alexander The Great from the beggining to the end of his military campaigns.

Dude... i said, side to side, which implies me having been with him, not against him. I also made a remark about it being from the beginning to the end of his campaigns. It might have been hard to corrupt, but i guess i'll just have to corrupt my own wish.

Granted. (hooray!) But after the fights no one believes you fought with him and that you're a) still alive b)not a high ranking officer, therefore people ridicules you and you lose all your honor eventually leading you to commit suicide.

I wish seven deadly sinz had left a wish to corrupt... eek

Granted but I'm going to currupt this wish in a silly way. You do indeed find out more infromation on Green schools, rare and wonderous fish that are known only as Greens have an amazing sense of pack mentality, but one day you go diving on an exploration team to find out even more about these wonderful fish, you end the trip (and your life) finding out that they eat humans (enjoy).

I wish I didn't just hear Bush proposing some 1.5 billion doallars towards AIDS prevention.