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 Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:01 am
(sorry, my brother stole the laptop and I fell to sleep XD lol, okay =D)
Lyla noticed the person who had come up to them. Smartass... she then heard hat Oliver said and gasped, "A vasectomy? Oliver... that's a huge decision right there..." She was scared to death that she might be pregnant, but she was still slightly worried about Oliver's furture... if she was pregnant, he'd stick around and be the father... right?
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:07 am
[[ You should ask Rayne how much money Oliver spends there... twisted ]]
Rayne seemed to cheer up when Lyla seemingly objected to his decision of vasectomy. But that was about to be crushed.
"s**t," Oliver said, "Even if we do end up having a kid, I'm getting a vasectomy just so we don't end up having thirty more because I forgot to wear the rubber again."
Rayne then began to devolve into a full-on sob-fest, fully distraught now.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:11 am
(In a minute, I don't want to ask a random question XD)
Lyla looked at Oliver and frowned a little... he was upset about not using the rubber, like she was. She didn't like the idea of thirty children children popping out of her... or any other woman. She then looked Rayne, who looked rather pathetic in crying... but she remembered that not too long ago, she was crying herself. She moved to Rayne, "Are you alright? How exactly do you know Oliver?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:14 am
Rayne just sniffled as Lyla asked what was wrong.
"No, I'm not alright," he protested, "My main source of income is swearing off my most-selling product... that he's the reason why it's the most-selling..."
Oliver just rolled his eyes at Rayne's theatrics. Over-reactor.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:25 am
Lyla looked at Rayne and then turned to Oliver, examining him closely. From that language, she could tell they were talking about drugs. Lyla used to be a really bad drug addict, but now she took them everyone once in a while, as a treat. "Oliver? What's he talking about?" She knew what he was talking about, but she wanted to hear it from Oliver.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:29 am
Oliver cocked his eyebrow at her. What did she think Rayne was talking about?
"Rubbers," Oliver responded, "He's talking about condoms."
Oliver looked down the aisle, looking at the spot he had spent the most time. He had spent a lot of time trying out different rubbers just to try and find the best one.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:45 am
Lyla looked at Oliver and sighed in relief. He was a drug dealer, which was a good thing in her opinion. That might tempt her... rubbers, condoms, hmm... If he sold rubbers to others, why didn't he put one on for when they had sex. It was her fault as well, she should have been able to feel the difference. "Sorry... I shouldn't have assumed anything."
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:48 am
[[ You should seriously ask that question! ]]
Oliver cocked his eyebrow even higher.
"'Assumed'?" he questioned, "What'd you think we were talking about? We were on the subject of alternatives to buying and forgetting condoms."
At the mention of alternatives to condoms, Rayne dissolved into tears again. Oliver just groaned. Ninny.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:52 am
Lyla saw how annoyed Oliver seemed to be getting... she shouldn't have assumed anything, but it just seemed odd... She turned to face Rayne, a question that lingered on her mind, "Rayne... how much money does Oliver spend here?" She didn't want to make him more upset, but she had to know.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:53 am
Dinkie Pinkie Marinna sighed into the phone, "Just calm down, were coming as fast as we can." she said, trying to sound concerned. She did give a damn, but really didn't see the point why she was acting like such a damsel in distress. xXx-Deadly Drama-xXx Gabe drove faster, they were almost half way there now. Of course he was speeding, but no cops were around. They didn't patrol this road as much as they should have. He didn't care though, someone was in trouble and he had to try his best to save them. ((sorry about the wait. my friend doesn't like how much time i'm spending on these roleplays, so she had me get off)) Eva had dropped her phone on the fall. She sat up rubbing her head when she heard the tires screech. Quickly and frantically, she felt around for her phone. The van door slid open, and she tried to ignore it. After a moment, she found her phone, but someone had a hold on her other arm. She screamed, "Get off me!" loud enough for the phone to catch it, and possibly loud enough for even Gabe to hear. Nathan was screaming something and it quickly becamed muffled for whatever reason. With the arm that was holding her phone, she jabbed the guy in the nuts with her elbow. It was forceful enough for him to go down and let go of her. She got up and looked into the van from where she stood. Nathan was all tied up and appeared to be asleep. She quickly realized they had drugged him. After a moment, another guy hopped out and she ran along the woods in the direction of the sign.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:55 am
(I'l be back later, I must get ready for tonight. My grandparents are coming and my parents are making a huge deal about it XD)
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:59 am
[[ Yay~! Also, if you want to read where the original joke came from, go here. The storyline is for the next 11 strips. It's hilarious, I assure you. The main character is essentially a nerdy-yet-hot(?), non-alcohol-addicted, hilarious, full-grown (physically, not mentally), Oliver. ]] Rayne just sniffled when Lyla asked her question, making him dig through his pocket. After fishing out his wallet and flipping through it, he pulled out a picture of a nice yacht, obviously expensive. "This is my boat," he just said, lip trembling. Oliver just rolled his eyes again, doubting his money alone paid for the yacht. Then again, he did buy a lot of condoms. He had a monthly condom shipment, not run.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:42 am
(lol, love the first strip! Rants, I have those sometimes. I must read the rest though)
Lyla looked at the yacht and then looked at Oliver... her eyes were wide. He spent that much on condoms? That had to be exaggerated... she looked back at Rayne and shook her head. She bit her lip, trying to figure it out. She looked back at Oliver, "Do you really pay for that many condoms?"
Gabe didn't hear Eva, the roar of the engine was far too loud for him to do so. He continued in that direction, hoping to God she was still there. They were past the halfway mark now.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:49 am
Oliver shook his head at her question.
"Of course not," he assured her, "Rayne here makes a fortune off of all the people from our school, not just me."
"He has a monthly shipment of condoms," Rayne explained further, "He pays near three hundred dollars a month for condoms. Sometimes he's had to come in sooner."
"That's a lie!" Oliver protested.
"I can get the receipts if you like," Rayne offered Lyla.
"If I really had that much sex, how come I haven't died of exhaustion, huh?" Oliver demanded.
"I heard you don't do anything else," Rayne explained, "But at least you don't have any kids. Yet."
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:58 am
(lol, I love it! XD best condom comic ever!)
Lyla looked at Oliver and sighed, she was relived about that. She shook her head, not really wanting to know how many times he had sex with other girls. "I don't really care to know that information, thank you." She was starting to get a little annoyed by the conversation about his sex life. She looked at Rayne when he said 'yet' about the kids part. She just wanted to smack him.
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