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 Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:59 pm
"Because really.....You could use some Botox.....And a little lipo on your hips..."
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:22 pm
Sasha's eyes grow wide and she flings herself into Ian's arms, "Oh Ian. I just love a man who tells the truth. I've been considering a lipo for the longest time now. I mean, look at all that flubber!"
Ian...
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:52 pm
looked at Sasha with a tiny hint of disgust.
"I was kidding... You look wonderful, perfect... you know, nevermind."
Shaking his head, Sasha then looked up at Ian and...
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:37 pm
bit him on the nose. It then fell off and Sasha screamed. Then Tom Cruise ran in and shouted...
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:04 am
"Oh my god I SO don't believe in bullshit like post-natal depression. Or whatever. Oh, and by the way..."
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:17 pm
"Did I ever tell you that your my herrrrroooo??
Everything I would like to beeeeee...
I can fly higher than an eaglleeeeeeee..
'Cause you are the wind beneath my wingggsss."
On that note Tom Cruise jumps onto a horse and galops off into the sunset. Then..
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:40 am
Ian's nose transformed into a teenage mutant ninja grunny and started chasing Sasha. So Ian...
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:50 am
Brought back Tom Cruise and used some magic shmagic and turned it into a couch when he then went crazy over and jumped on it.
((Has anyone watched Muchmusic or Oprah? xP I don't watch Oprah but MuchMusic tells me much.))
Then it somehow magically popped back onto his face when the sky turned a bright flash of
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:04 pm
VKM Brought back Tom Cruise and used some magic shmagic and turned it into a couch when he then went crazy over and jumped on it. ((Has anyone watched Muchmusic or Oprah? xP I don't watch Oprah but MuchMusic tells me much.)) Then it somehow magically popped back onto his face when the sky turned a bright flash of plaid. Then Oprah came in and asked Tom...
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:43 am
"Have you ever thought of bananas in a way you never though of before. Well i've got a new job as a banana sells-woman and I think you should try a free sample of this new product: Banana-gay!"
Tom Cruise pulled a look of extreme interest. Meanwhile Ian and Sasha...
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:26 pm
Ran away in fear. Then...
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:24 pm
TasmanianTiger Ran away in fear. Then... Larry the Cucumber arrived on the scene and in an instant, was transformed into Larry Boy!!! Squinting towards Ian's rear, a plunger went flying...
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:46 am
And got casually stuck in the toilet. Tom turned around and did an indian dance while Ian rushed to the bathroom to flush the plunger down the toilet and rid Sasha of Larry boy. Sasha quickly...
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:06 pm
Pulled out an apricot cookie and said, "I gots a Pikachuuu!!" Which caused...
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:00 pm
Rainmaria Pulled out an apricot cookie and said, "I gots a Pikachuuu!!" Which caused... Tom to turn into Ash which distracted Pikachu. While this went on, the french peas came and...
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