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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:45 pm
Hm...Mr. Stein, who's helping with marching band, came up to me at camp (which is NOT marching band camp) and was like, "Hey, I know you!" I was like, "Hi...wha..?" Actually, I forgot what his name was till like, yesterday. I thought it was Mr. Stone...
yeah...he's really weird though...
He asked me something about the vibrator on the vibes...and then he's like, "Yeah...those things suck. They always broke on us in college." I was just like...wtf?
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:44 pm
my band director always calls us gang. it is the most anouing thing the world. scream
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:12 pm
Mr. Foster always says ULTIMATELY
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:21 am
Well one day we were playing one of our songs and we kept missing the same part so my band director (Mr. Riggins) Was like "if you don't get this right bad guys are going to come and kill your mothers." (and the funnyness doensn't stop there) So we started to play it again and we messed up. Mr. Riggins just looked at us and said "Ok now i'm going to have to go do your mothers." XD (what he meant was he was going to have to kill them but it cam out wrong) After that the whole band started laughing and he turned bright red.
Another timewe were out on the band field and we had a part in our show that sounded like the "batman" theme so when we were playing it our on the field our director Mr. Burton shouted into his mike "BATMAN" lol it was sooo funny.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:13 am
Mine said: "All you kids want to do is sex.........tionals"
There was too long of a break in there for anyone to get the last little bit xD
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:15 am
hm...on the same day as the thing with Mr. Stein, he was like:
"Oh...I've forgotten your names."
And Jin-Ju said I was Mary, and she was Jin-Ju. He misheard her and said:
"Oh, she's Jin-Ju?" It was quite funny, actually. He's clueless. xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:35 am
And I quote...
"I want you to play so loud, that the audiance will throw their dead babies on the field..."
Curtosy of Mr. Franklin Sr.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:27 am
Argetlam13 And I quote... "I want you to play so loud, that the audiance will throw their dead babies on the field..." Curtosy of Mr. Franklin Sr. erm... gonk Do we really want to know how the babies died though? Oh, yeah. Hartmetz was walking with us over to the high school for pit practise, and he walks really fast. Nobody could keep up, so he said, "Hey, if you can't keep up with me, why are you gonna be in marching band?" To which I replied, "Well, that's why I'm gonna be in pit!" I don't think he heard me though...
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:30 pm
My teacher told us that ' I want you to play sooo LOUD that your deaf grandma is yeling at you to stop'
In our first yearm this guy got a 99% for his over all average and my teacher gave him the hard test to do for the final (there were choises) and thats why he didnt get 100% stressed
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:27 am
my last band teacher use to say "Easy Chicken" all the time, I don't know why though.
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:26 pm
When we had to bring the huge timpani in the band room, when it wouldn't fit through the door, I believe Hartmetz called it a 'turkey'.
*revives thread*
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:51 pm
before every competition, our band director would say, "We want to be so good that the crowd will throw babies when we march of this field!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:03 pm
my band director yelled at the percussionists(me too I am a percussionist) and said dont just go beating off with that drum, if you are going to go beat off beat off right.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:10 pm
My band director Mr. Clark likes to yell. Alot. During band camp one day our barry sax decided to forget his next set and he went off, "WHAT ARE YOU IGNENT!!" it doesn't sound very funny but when Mr. clark says it its hysterical.
Another story- All band get honkers. People who blast their horns at us as they drive by, right. Well here's one up. This guy had his friend drive while he hung out the back window BUTT NAKED playing with himself!!!!
It was disgustingly funny. Our directors were speechless for 10 minutes while the we hit out knees laughing. After ten minutes though Mr. Clark says, " I didn't think it was that cold today. What did it do shrink in the wash?"
As if that isn't great enough now every time we get a honker Mr. Clark yells into the microphone "KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON"
Good times. Good times.
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