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 Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:52 am
Dobby: I love Draco Malfoy.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:24 pm
Minerva McGonagall: Professor Flitwick, what do you have against Dolores Umbridge? I think she has a point. Dumbledore is losing it a little bit.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:07 pm
lucius: "I think it's time we start treating everyone with the respect they deserve, lets save the world and have peace for all muggles"
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:18 pm
Lucius Malfoy: Now Draco, it is going to Be Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts and I want you to make him feel welcome.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:23 pm
Barty Crouch Sr.: So, you're a Deatheater, eh? Well, I think I can let it slide this time...here, have a popsicle.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:15 pm
Hermione: "i sold harry out to the death eaters dumbeldoore, just like you asked me to." *smiles wickedly.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:02 pm
Ron: "I love spiders! How can anyone hate such beautiful creatures?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:52 pm
Harry: "Ginny is such an ugly little girl."
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:50 pm
Dance party in some underground club somewhere in Japan:
Dumbledor: Take me on the floor
Voldemort: Da da da da da da da da
Dumbledor: Can't take it any more
Voldemort: Da da da da da da da da
Both: I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love....
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:51 pm
ron: "dance with me harry!"
*both do the tango down the grifindor common room*
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:07 am
Harry: You know what, Ron? I'm dumping you. I'm going out with..DRACO!!!!
Ron: WTF? I thought we had something special! *runs down the halls sobbing.
Hermione approaches.
Hermione: What's that git whining about this time? What's his problem? God, I hate him! AVADA KEDVRA!
Ron: *drops to the floor, dead*
___________________________
Luckily, that will NEVER happen...
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:08 am
!Emily_Luv! Dance party in some underground club somewhere in Japan:
Dumbledor: Take me on the floor
Voldemort: Da da da da da da da da
Dumbledor: Can't take it any more
Voldemort: Da da da da da da da da
Both: I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love.... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:10 am
Hermione: Let's go to a strip club, ron!
Ron: OKAY!
*arrives at strip club.*
Hermione *climbs onto a table with a pole and starts dancing*
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:17 pm
xp xp
Snape- Wow, Dumbledore...those romance novels you suggested were amazing
Dumbledore- I know right? I cried when Julio left Jenny for Margaret!
Snape- Oh no I thought that Jenny was a total cow and Margaret should be with him instead!
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:26 pm
Snape: HOHOHO! Merry Chistmas your snot nosed fags!
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