So this whole Ron Bruise thing has been bothering me, and for the last week I couldnt really figure out why. The cows didnt bother me, the 19 stuff either. His weird head through me off alittle though...so tonight I want back and stared at his profile for a moment, reading the comments,generally giving it a once over.
Some things caught my eye...
First:

secondly, his signature.

Then it hit me.
All Is Revealed.The entire Gaia Halloween bit is a Tom Cruise/ Scientology spoof.
(i smacked myself for taking so long to realize. I thought Scientology had broken my BS meter.)
...im slightly disappointed in the Admins about it, but i'll reserve severe judgement until after halloween.
EDIT- I didnt actually see any evidence of this in forums...i hadnt been looking. but just after i posted it, i googled "tom cruise, gaia online" and found out it was stated in the Gaia Wiki. hah...im proud it hit me on my own though