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Total Votes : 10

Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 20 Total: 20 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:40 pm


WTH?! mad *Stares at the shot glass and glares at the Bartender after taking a taste of Drink 7.*

Drink 1 = 8
Drink 2 = 7
Drink 3 = 12
Drink 4 = 6
Drink 5 = 16
Drink 6 = 1
Drink 7 = 13
Drink 8 = 20

TOTAL = 83
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-20)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:44 pm


*Becomes enraged when she tastes Drink 8. She slams her fist on the top of the bar.* THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! scream evil HOW DARE YOU SERVE ME THIS…SWILL!! evil IF YOU WORKED FOR ME, I WOULD FIRE YOU SO FAST IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! I'D HAVE YOU TOSSED OUT TO THE CURB!!! talk2hand evil scream *She then realizes that she better look around for Officer Dougherty before she starts carrying on like that at the GGB* ninja

Drink 1 = 8
Drink 2 = 7
Drink 3 = 12
Drink 4 = 6
Drink 5 = 16
Drink 6 = 1
Drink 7 = 13
Drink 8 = 20
Drink 9 = 4

TOTAL = 87

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Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-20)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:51 pm


*Tastes Drink 9* That's more like it! evil

Drink 1 = 8
Drink 2 = 7
Drink 3 = 12
Drink 4 = 6
Drink 5 = 16
Drink 6 = 1
Drink 7 = 13
Drink 8 = 20
Drink 9 = 4
Drink 10 = 8

TOTAL = 95
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 18 Total: 18 (1-20)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:53 pm


Now…give me some more of that Top Shelf stuff.

Drink 1 = 8
Drink 2 = 7
Drink 3 = 12
Drink 4 = 6
Drink 5 = 16
Drink 6 = 1
Drink 7 = 13
Drink 8 = 20
Drink 9 = 4
Drink 10 = 8
Drink 11 = 18

TOTAL = 113

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:54 pm


*Facepalms and then glares at the bartender.* You just aren't very bright are you! evil *She gets up and exits the bar.*
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:33 pm


killa's bartender seems to have it in for you, Psy. Though you did get 11 rolls out of it which is better than usual. *Slides her tank in amongst the others and skips out.*

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:17 pm


Stargazer Lily
killa's bartender seems to have it in for you, Psy.


He DOES…doesn't he! evil evil evil *contemplates making life difficult for the Bartender.*
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:20 pm


Wonder what he'd look like if we stripped him down to a thong? Probably wimpy and nerdy with too much hair and not enough muscle... *sighs*

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:22 pm


Lil Brat
Wonder what he'd look like if we stripped him down to a thong? Probably wimpy and nerdy with too much hair and not enough muscle... *sighs*


Ewwww.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:25 pm


I know ~ Probably why he serves such lousy drinks. Get even with the goddesses who would otherwise ignore him.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:26 pm


I don't mind the hair…I kind of like that, but no muscle? That's just…just…WRONG. mad
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:32 pm


Big belly and no muscle, ewww. Some hair in the right places, but not covered in the stuff like an ape. It's probably a good thing I have no gift with a pen for drawing. *Glances over at the bartender, seeing him flush while shooting her a glare.*

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:39 pm


Got to have some muscle…that is for sure. Frankly, I prefer men with hair on their bodies. I tend to like a good rough whisker rub. *grins sinisterly and gets excited just thinking about it.* twisted *Glares at Bartender.*
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:48 pm


A nice furry, muscular chest, just not fond of it all down the back and shoulders. Usually ends up with none on the top of their head in those cases - seems to retreat and slip through the ears and nose. Though I've heard a naked head is better in bed... wink *The bartender shoots her another dirty look which she opts to ignore.*

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:56 pm


Naked head is just fine with me! Even hair on the back and shoulders is fine by me. *grins* Especially if said rumor is true regarding the bedroom. wink Just don't take way those whisker rubs. twisted

*Glares again at the Bartender and yells at him.* JUST MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS SPORT…DON'T YOU HAVE GLASSES TO POLISH! scream evil
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