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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:22 pm
Fortunately, he was burned alive from the fire in the fireplace.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:54 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Unfortunately, you got blamed for his death and you were arrested.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:16 pm
Fortunately, the police man who arrested you went to jail instead because he was actually a sex offender.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:19 pm
Unfortunately, you lose your job.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:21 pm
fortunately you get 10 million dollars for helping a billionare^^
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:02 pm
Unfortunately, the money was stolen and the police confiscated it.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:43 am
Fortunately, you know a few insiders, who peddle the money back to you through a series of tasks.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:44 am
Unfortunately, no one was able to complete the tasks since they were written in calligraphy ink on a piece of paper that got put in the washing machine.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:45 pm
Fortunately, there was an extra that did not go in the washer.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:58 pm
Unfortunately, that piece just flew out the window and went through a jet's turbine.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:41 pm
Fortunately, the man who caught it does not have that weird mixed STD somebody mentioned earlier.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:07 pm
Unfortunately, the man thinks it's a bad lotto ticket and gives it to some kid passing by on the street trying to get another boy scout badge by collecting litter.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:38 pm
Fortunately, the boy earns his badge.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:43 pm
Unfortunately, the badge get's lost on the boy's way home.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:29 pm
Fortunately, He knew where the spare badge was.
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