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 Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:00 pm
For the sake of visit-ability...
I HEREBY BUMP THIS POST.
Oh, here's my quote.
~"Consider the daffodil. And while you do that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff."
Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts~
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:03 pm
"you call this hiding?"
"Yeah its the most secure place around"
"We noticed that in the ten seconds it took us to break into this place"
-Extras scott westefield
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:15 pm
♥♥♥ oooo I have so many...but right now I am just gonna post all the ones from the books I'm reading that I like, ha ha
"this was so real that it sang out loud with joy and life and true love"
"Here in his arms, it was so easy to fantasize that he wanted me"
"I never imagined anything like this, I didn't believe I would ever find someone I wanted to be with ... - ...and then to find, even though it's all new to me, that I'm good at it...at being with you"
"bring on the shackles - I'm your prisoner"
"True love was forever lost. The prince was never coming back to kiss me awake from my enchanted sleep. I was not a princess, after all"
"Isn't it supposed to be like this? The glory of first love, and all that. It's incredible, isn't it, the difference hearing between about something, seeing it in the pictures, and experiencing it?"
"Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason. ...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black, Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
(from Twilight and New Moon) 
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:20 pm
Mitch Hedberg
I like the American-Canadian border, 'cuz if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cuz first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?":[Points to the side] "That a*****e."
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:22 pm
AAGH BOB SAGET!!
-Tourettes Guy
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:49 pm
If brute force isn't working, you're probably not using enough.
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:03 pm
Rosie: "The History Channel has reached an all time low."
me (looks at the TV): "What? Are they talking about forklifts or logs?"
Rosie: "Cigarrettes."
El Yo (friend of mine): "But I'd need two less ribs in order to do that." (His response on AIM to me saying razz yourself)
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:29 pm
Who doesn't know this one?
"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:58 pm
Young Sam: Do you really have the eye of a mass murderer Sarge?
Vimes: Yeah, in the pocket of my other suit.
-The Night Watch.
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:11 pm
Ruled paper?
REBEL!
REBEL I SAY!
- Me
( As in Blake
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:15 pm
The movie of my life must be really low-budget.
Harry Dresden
(How many people in this guild like Terry Pratchett? My quote is by Jim Butcher)
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:31 pm
you walk into town as you do you are witness to a well dressed man running from a crowd what do you do?
a: rush to the mans aid imediatly even though you know nothing of the circumstances
b: rush to the towns aid even though you lack information
c: stand aside
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while in a bakery the baker gives you a sweet roll delighted you take it into a ally to enjoy(wtf why a ally?) only to be intercepted by three other kids your age. they demand the sweet roll or they will beat you and take it(what loosers) what do you do?
a: act like your going to give it to them but in the last second throw it in the air and hope they (are stupid enough to) look up at it in time for you to get a cheap shot in at them
b: step on the sweet roll and then prepare for a fight
c: give them the sweet roll now and then beat the s**t out of them later with the gang of 20 freinds later
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those are some of the questions in THE ELDER SCROLLS 3: MORROWIND to determin what class your best suited for
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:33 pm
"Shoot for the moon...that way, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:23 pm
"Brutal Honesty: Curing the world one b***h slap at a time." - me
"Men who seek immortality find death in it's wake." - me
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:58 pm
Some people say I suffer insanity... "Some people are simply s**t!"- me (while I was totally wasted) ...why suffer!? I ENJOY EVERY F**KING MOMENT OF IT!!!
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