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There once was a dancing pig who had chicken pox. He was sad and ate chocolate. He always secretly scratched his chicken pox with his giant teeth one day and ate pie. Oh, the pie was wonderful. The pig was very fat and plump so the seahorses could do the jitterbug while they listened to the "Sound of Music". Seahorses know the notion is silly that wild llamas danced around the band room with fluffy poodles and ate small children. But since the giant pink dalmations were quite the riot at the rodeo, they were riding bulls and eating big icecream. But one decided that he didn't like hoop skirts so instead they took ballet lessons so they could drink and not display their flashy light up bras. They got bored so they began to sing some llama songs. But it wasn't right that they got no hamburger and only a pickle that was very very very very very... unjust! Oh, how unjust, they thought. But no one actually bothered to question that they were not going to fart. Who is actually going to...