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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:19 pm
No joke.
Sam: We kicked their asses, sir.
Jack: They had asses?
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:46 am
(sumgly) "My, this is an occasion. You know that bitter taste in your throat? It's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride."
I think that was to Ba'al.....not sure, really!
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:06 pm
I don't recognize it.
Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all casualties until 1400 hours.
Jack: Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:33 am
[Teal'c is looking through Col. O'Neill's fridge]
Teal'c: Are you conducting some sort of scientific experiment, O'Neill?
Jackl: Hey, come on, that salsa's still good!
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:50 pm
xd
"Eunuchs? As in "snippity-do-dah"?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:43 am
What were they talking about?!?
Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
Jack: Since when?
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:23 am
Sayuri-Ryuu (sumgly) "My, this is an occasion. You know that bitter taste in your throat? It's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride." I think that was to Ba'al.....not sure, really! is that in season 8 where jack thinks sg1 was taken by ba'al when they were investigating a planet of anubisus. i think its called zero hour or something.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:06 pm
My quote came from the episode Seth. They were talking about what Seth did to the male slaves inside his compound.
Thor: The Replicators were brought aboard an Asgard ship, for study, before the danger could be fully comprehended.
Jack: We do that all the time. Kind of expected more from you guys.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:13 am
Possibly. I think so.
Teal'c Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.
Jack: I dare you to say that again.
And this, because it is hilarious:
Daniel: Whoa. What's this? [uncovers a crate full of primitive tools] Artifacts?
Maj. Lorne: Yes.
Daniel: You found all this and you—you didn't contact me?
Maj. Lorne: We were going to.
Daniel: They've been moved.
Maj. Lorne: [annoyed] Well, they were in the way.
Jack: Daniel, go to your happy place.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:31 pm
As a new student of archaeology, I get that joke on a whole other level. rofl
Maybourne: I'm sorry, Jack. I never should have dragged you into this.
Jack: Yes, Harry. You've been a very bad boy.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:37 am
Jack: [pretending to be a Goa'uld] Jaffa, kree!
Trofsky: Kel'mac, Goa'uld? Kree'tak?
[pause]
Jack: You heard me, I said "kree!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:00 pm
Thought I got that one already.
K'Tano: I honor he who would kill his god. And to his brethren of the Tau'ri, slayers of Ra, Hathor, Satesh, Heru'ur, Sokar, Cronus and Apophis.
Jack: Well... somebody's been keeping score!
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:01 am
Possibly.
Daniel: So what's the plan?
Jack: Find the Stargate.
Daniel: Find the Stargate? That's the plan?
Jack: Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:26 pm
Uhhhh.... sweatdrop
General Vidrine: How does she fly, son?
Teal'c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Jack: Woohoo... Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in Teal'c's enthusiasm.
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kittyfox_kumiko Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:25 am
Carter: Sir, he's not a Goa'uld.
Jack: And? But? So? Therefore?
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