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 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:35 pm
Bore, via use of modly powers, poofs over to the intercom room. He scans the rooms while lightly tapping the intercom with his pinky. Luckily for him, he only spots Condi. "Pfft. Only the Green Party cares what you're doing." He then proceeds to whisper into the intercom: "All students hear this: a PETA official has entered our school. Repeat: a PETA official has entered our school. He is currently located..." He uses his modly vision to scan his own backside and check on the status of his frilly man-thong. "Eck. Polyester always rides up. Anyway, he's located out in the hallway nearest to the headMASTER's office. Please try to keep the Nair out of it, this time. Thanks."
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:48 pm
Tae listens to the announcement. "For some reason, I really don't like the sound of that."
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:36 am
Hiroku scratches her head, trying to remember what PETA is, and gets it mixed up with NAMBLA. Horrified, and just the teensiest bit excited, she proceeds to set up cameras all over the school.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:58 am
Bore uses his super modly sight to peer into classrooms, taking note that all students are withdrawing various amounts of Nair from their persons. "Buahahaha-ha-ha.." He twitches and begins ripping agressively on his frilly unmentionables, just as the emergency bell that sounds oddly like Fran Drescher begins ringing obnoxiously. "Hrm. Perhaps Paris Hilton would be a more appropriate choice", muses Bore as he starts fishing out scraps of the confining underwear.
Elsewhere....
Many singles of students rush out of their clasrooms towards Tae's general direction. Ten or eleven, even.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:12 am
Hiroku sells popcorn to the students, for the sheer unadulterated hell of it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:15 am
The not-very enthusiastic students proceed to crowd loosely around Tae and start to fiddle with their bottles of Nair.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:29 pm
Can I be Sailor Moon? mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:58 am
Bore twitches, as his minions are obviously stoned on pixie dust. The kind in the striped straws. Bore twitches once more for good measure. "Now I'll never have my revenge on that luscious a**." J. Lo rears her head. "Not you, dear."
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:21 pm
Ayko-Chan Can I be Sailor Moon? mrgreen BEEP! Game Over Play Again? -3 tokens. _____________________________________________________ Hiroku grabs Tae in her handy-dandy Mod Lasso, pulls him into the ventilation shaft, and proceeds to disembowel him.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:25 pm
Whilst Hiroku is occupied with her disembowlment, Bore poofs into Hiroku's hideout and proceeds to write "Mama Cass lives!" all over everything in bright charteuse lipstick. Then he steals all her Spice Girls CDs and poofs back to his hideout to make keychains out of them.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:33 pm
Hiroku skips back to her lair, holding Tae's liver, and prepares to begin her demonic ritual, when she notices that her pocket-sized 'black hole in a bottle', which she disguises as Spice Girl-shaped CDs, have been abducted. She mutters and sprays 409 at bugs on the wall.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:45 pm
Bore fondles the bundle of CDs, curious as to why they aren't conforming to his modly hands. He thinks for a bit, then decides to do what any horror movie star would do: stick his face up really close to it. Bore immediately disappears into the dark abyss, leaving behind remnants of what was once a gorgeous thong and a letter requesting an NSYNC reunion tour.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:49 pm
Hiroku, hearing the sound of a black hole suddenly erupting into being, poofs off to Bore's room. Scattered among the sex toys and Lindsey Lohan paraphernalia are a truly awe-inspiring thong, a letter addressed to NSYNC, and a portal to another dimension. Hiroku thinks for a moment, then throws her cute lil' cloneboy in.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:59 pm
SOT picks himself up and tries to tell if this is a dream. He does this by pinching Bore, who shrieks like a little girl. Thus is Little Sottie assured that he was, indeed, thrown into a black hole by his sister/wife/whatev.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:04 pm
Bore wonders idly why SOT is feeling him up. "Clone thing-brother-husbife." He scans the horizon of the nearby landscape, swatting away SOT's hand every couple seconds for appearance purposes. Once he gets that out of the way, he climbs out of the rundown bathroom stall, which incidentally has the number of times Jon Bon Jovi has been with a man carved into its side. Bore makes a note to have it removed later and have it placed in Mie's room.
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