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The Apprentice Thief

PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:26 am


TheMessiah
The Apprentice Thief
Thermal expasion is cool & funny. biggrin

WARNING: Don't have sex atfer you go in a pool.....
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Messiah, thermal expansion theory: When things are heated they expand, when things are cold they shrink/shrivel up. Now, you are a male (hopefully), and you go into a pool, a pool temperature usually has a 20-25 degree difference with our bodies(98.6 degrees farheinhiet), so when you enter the pool and you stat in for a long period of time, you hands and feet start to prune and your d**k shrinks. Now do you understand the joke. If you are going to have sex atfer you were in a pool for a while, your d**k is going to be shorter, at least until it gets heated again. So, for all the men out there, DON'T HAVE SEX AFTER YOU WERE IN A POOL.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:32 am


Please watch the content. rolleyes
As a woman, I really don't appreciate reading about that kind of thing, much less knowing about it.

Sir Langley


TheMessiah
Crew

Aged Codger

PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:47 am


i know what thermal expansion is.


and it doesnt always shrink ^_^; as one girl saw.....anyways!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:06 pm


Sir Langley
Please watch the content. rolleyes
As a woman, I really don't appreciate reading about that kind of thing, much less knowing about it.
Hey we are all mature people here, aren't we? I'm sorry if i have offended you

The Apprentice Thief


xKelpiex

PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:49 pm


The most funny thing that I can pick out of Evangelion is when they use the same scene twice because of their cheapness!! Like the Shinji/Pen2 Breaky thing....*shudders at memory and runs to hide in closet*
stressed I hate it when they do that....
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 3:13 pm


The Apprentice Thief
Sir Langley
Please watch the content. rolleyes
As a woman, I really don't appreciate reading about that kind of thing, much less knowing about it.
Hey we are all mature people here, aren't we? I'm sorry if i have offended you
Yes, but with maturity comes decency. wink

Sir Langley


Grip Tight Thin

PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:20 pm


I can't help but think of Seinfeld with all these shrinking tales that go along with pools and such wink

Poor George xp
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:46 pm


The Apprentice Thief
Hey we are all mature people here, aren't we?


xd HAW!

Yuri_shoujo


The Apprentice Thief

PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 5:03 pm


(Miss Yuri, sushi rocks)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 6:25 pm


(it tastes like... omg I was going to say crotch. *stuffs sock in own mouth* a dead goldfish. eew. Though it hasn't been erroring lately, so I should remove it since the oh so wonderful admins seemed to have fixed it heart )

Yuri_shoujo


Dooly00000

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:09 am


PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:52 am


Dooly00000
My lil' bro said Evanberion once <<...

Image of "What if Jesus was Lizard?
Warning: Christians are discouraged to see this pic. stare



i support it

TheMessiah
Crew

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Dooly00000

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:09 pm


btw, I didn't took that pic << It was from that other forum I always goto.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:39 pm


The link is kind of offensive to certain parties, so I'm editing it. neutral

Guys, please play nice. No one wants NERV to turn into some kind of biased pit of man-eaters here.

Sir Langley


T H I N N

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:03 pm


Yuri_shoujo
(it tastes like... omg I was going to say crotch. *stuffs sock in own mouth* a dead goldfish. eew. Though it hasn't been erroring lately, so I should remove it since the oh so wonderful admins seemed to have fixed it heart )


Yes! The kitten smoothies are back! (yum)

Something else I've always seemed to find funny...the first time Toji punches Shinji. It just raises my eyebrows and makes me chuckle when Shinji gets decked and Toji says, "Sorry new kid, (whatever) but I had to much pent up frustration, so I had to clobber you!"

I just remember my first thought at seeing that scene...

Errr? Huh!?
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