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then you just

(We need a story summary, someone posting the whole story so far, and it ain't gunna be me...)

that the World

(To see if it makes sense or makes us laugh, duh!)

and quiet here.

the world was

(It's about a vampiress. eek Told you it made no sense. We got completely off track.)

What could she

Story So Far:
Once upon a Land called Fentonburg there lived a beautiful lonely vampire. She was lonely because her brother had recently left for Norway. So she decided to keep herself busy by eating a piece of cake filled with jelly. Strawberry flavored jelly! But the jelly was too sour. So the cake vanished into a trans-dimensional vortex. How could jelly do such a terrible thing to the world? So the Vampiress took great effort to make a peanut that would balance on the equinox in order to support PETA. After the animals died, a snail howled, "Honey, I'm home!" The snail was under a flying carpet owned by The Gaian Writers. The greatest guild of the writing collective known as Tyrannical 1337 Masters. A hired Rent-a-Zilla ate through a poster advertising for the noble Volunteer who would be Mayor someday. Now, though, he was very very very poor and needed a whole buttload of crackers and Gorgonzola cheese. So he could eat a million boxes filled with lasagna. The World is a terrible place when you don't have lots of food to eat. But if you don't have food then you just have to hope that the World will be okay and quiet here. The vampiress believed the world was shot to hell. What could she...

the enchanted snail