xd So yeah, the bow can't always be strung and stuff like that...
I took a break from translating and found myself doing silly things again... XD
Ah, well.
*cough*
*deep voice*
In a time and place where evil lurks on every corner and the side of good has nigh on been abandoned, one single, mysterious figure stands up to fight for all that is right...
...But who could ever suspect that THIS handsome, strong, intelligent, cute, sweet young man...

Could really be....
The WHITE ADIDAS NINJA!
With his fearful wooden sword in it's dark, mysterious plastic sheath, he haunts his attic and fights off evil laundry zombies.

...And uses his mystical Adidas Ninja powers to mesmerize ninja fangirls, thus keeping evil from reproducing!

We can only hope that someday, he will attain his goal of peaceful peace in his battered, degenerate world.
rofl