C h i p p y
You know you are addicted to Naruto and/or yaoi when...
1. When your sister comes home, complaining that her boyfriend gave her a hickey and she bitched out at him and now they are in a fight, you instantly think of this fic you read that day with the same situation and suggest he handle it 'like Iruka did'
((The above actually happened to me last night. sweatdrop ))
2. When you see two boys duking it out in the halls, you tell them to shut the hell up and just relise their love for one another and kiss and make up. (this may or may not include suggesting sex, depeneding on how bold you are)
3. You have veiwed EVERY fanfic / drawing of your OTP. EVERY one.
4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing.
5. You did a school essay on why your favorite pairing makes sense.
6. You have a collection of voodoo dolls made for people who have badmouthed your OTP.
7. You have written something about a pairing or yaoi in general on a article of clothing, notebook, or just plain old tatooed it on your skin.
8. The first thing that comes to mind when you heard the word 'Hotdog' is yaoi.
9. You constantly wear your Naruto ninja headband everyday, everywhere.
((^Guilty. sweatdrop I wear it around my neak. People think it is a neaklace. 0____0))
10. When you see a picture of a boy and girl kissing, you think "Ew. A boy kissing a girl. That is DISGUSTING!"
11. You have probrobly a entire library load of Doujinshi loaded onto your computor, and veiw them everyday
12. You have converted people to loving yaoi.
13. You have tried to convince a male friend of yours to kiss another male friend... beacuse they resemble your favorite pairing.
14. You have SUCCEEDED in convincing a male friend of your to kiss another male friend... beacuse they resemble your favorite pairing.
15. For your birthday, you demand yaoi or Naruto merchandise.
16. Every song can and will be linked to a pairing.
17. Everything in the word can and will be linked to yaoi.
((^ this is my motto.))
18. If you are a girl... you truely belive you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body.
((^guilty! My mom thinks so too. 0_____0))
19. You have bought action figures / plushies of your favorite pairing... to make them go in suggesting positions.
20. You have dubbed random items such as waterbottled after your favorite pairings... to make them go in suggesting positions.
21. You have written enough fanfiction to create a novel.
22. You are known in school as that weird kid who likes boys kissing
23. You have watched Brokeback mountain 15 times... crying each time....... beacuse it reminded you of your favorite pairing.
24. You like to cast movie couples as your favorite pairings... and imagine them in the movie.
25. You dream about yaoi like it is your job.
... Well... anyone else? lets see...
done:
2. When you see two boys duking it out in the halls, you tell them to shut the hell up and just relise their love for one another and kiss and make up. (this may or may not include suggesting sex, depeneding on how bold you are)
3. You have veiwed EVERY fanfic / drawing of your OTP. EVERY one.
4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing
9. You constantly wear your Naruto ninja headband everyday, everywhere.[ normally i dont, but i have a Naruto wrist band with the metal plate on it that i wear. and i wear my missing leaf headband sometimes, if im not wearing the Akatsuki necklace i made
sweatdrop ]
12. You have converted people to loving yaoi.[ i made one of my friends bisexual! 0.0;;]
13. You have tried to convince a male friend of yours to kiss another male friend
15. For your birthday, you demand yaoi or Naruto merchandise.[got the Naruto part.
sweatdrop no yaoi simply because i didnt wan to scar my parents.]
16. Every song can and will be linked to a pairing.
18. If you are a girl... you truely belive you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body.
22. You are known in school as that weird kid who likes boys kissing[but half of them like yaoi too.]
25. You dream about yaoi like it is your job.[its the only thing Geometry is good for.]
havent done:
1. When your sister comes home, complaining that her boyfriend gave her a hickey and she bitched out at him and now they are in a fight, you instantly think of this fic you read that day with the same situation and suggest he handle it 'like Iruka did'[i dont have a sister.]
5. You did a school essay on why your favorite pairing makes sense.[sure why not if i want to be sent to guidance and have my parents put me through therapy.]
10. When you see a picture of a boy and girl kissing, you think "Ew. A boy kissing a girl. That is DISGUSTING!"[ i like NaruHina...so i dont think this applys.]
11. You have probrobly a entire library load of Doujinshi loaded onto your computor, and veiw them everyday[not manga, but fanart hell yes.]
14. You have SUCCEEDED in convincing a male friend of your to kiss another male friend... beacuse they resemble your favorite pairing[they just looked at me, and thought i was crazy.]
23. You have watched Brokeback mountain 15 times... crying each time....... beacuse it reminded you of your favorite pairing.[erm...if i even rented that movie, my parents would kill me. i was watching Naruto and the SasuNaru kiss came up and my mom was like:"EWW!00 what are they doing!!!"]
if i suported yaoi openily my parents would freak. remeber the Snickers comercail? when they banned it from the TV. i opened my mouth and said something to the effect that it was wrong, and it wasnt harming anything. and my dad asked if i was gay.
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