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Lol shuld we get back to the main topic now since all the Ion haters are turning it into an anti-Ion forum
sweatdrop I'm just trying to make peace between Ion luvers and Ion haters-_-; And for some reason I think some one is gonna shoot me....
me: *runs and hides in a closet*pope:sorry this closet is already taken
crying I'm trying to be emo! Now leave me the f*** alone!!!!
see thats some thing the pope would never say tada!
YAY! anti-Ion
anyways
Abel
biggrin amn Esther you must be wearing space pants cuz your a** is out of this world
Esther:
scream Dammit Abel what did I tell you about looking at my butt
Abel: What it never hurt no one so why not
Esther: *hits Abel with shotgun* thats how much it hurts
Abel: *falls to the ground bleeding his brains out* I'm sorry Esther just giving a compliment and did you hit me hard enough
Esther: Maybe I hit you too hard
Abel: maybe I should be quiet
Esther: I don't know Abel
Ion: Is it hot or is it you Esther
Esther: *shoots Ion with shotgun* I though I told you to stop ******** stalking me
Ion: *falls over* (b***h, I'll kill you)
Abel: Let me guess we have a stalker
Ion: Stalker I'm not stalking Esther
Esther: Dammit Ion what do you want from me?
Ion: .........................
Abel: Let me guess you want to get in her pants?
Ion: What? why would I be thinking about that
Esther: that disgusting Ion why?
Ion: ..............................
Abel: So your not going to talk I'm going to make you *goes crusnik* tell me why are you stalking Esther?
Ion: Okay, Okay I did want to get in her pants
Abel: *slashes Ion with scythe and drinks his blood* back off my woman punk
Ion: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh you severed my body in two how could you?
Abel: you deserve it, stalker do something better with your life than stalking Esther if you value your life *holds scythe at his neck*
Ion: Okay, Okay
Asta: What the hell is going on?
Abel:..........................(oh no Asta is going to kill me)
Ion:Asta help me
Asta: Ion? what the hell happend to you?
Ion: *points at Abel* he cut me in half
Asta: B.S. you expect me to believe you
Abel: YES I CUT HIM IN TWO!
twisted DIE ION!
Asta: *passes out*
Esther: Let's get out of here
Abel: Sure
Esther:I don't understand why he enjoys stalking me
Abel: I think he learned his lesson this time
Esther: I think he did thank you eventhough you nearly killed him sighs you should have killed him
Abel: I hope Asta doesn't find out
Esther: *kicks him in the nuts* Are you cheating on me?
Abel: No I wasn't she is just a friend *falls over*
Esther: It's okay Abel I still love you
heart Abel: *in pain* I....Love...you...tooo
Esther:
4laugh sorry I have a bad tempers
Abel: I can tell
Esther: stare at Abel
Abel: why are you looking at me like that?
Esther: Abel will you marry me?
Abel: Yes I will(finally she said that)
biggrin mrgreen exclaim